Enemies

[Transcript of "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" episode Enemies at buffyology.com.]

Prologue

EXT. SUNNYDALE CINEMA-- NIGHT

The marquee reads Le Banquet D'Amelia. BUFFY and ANGEL walk out amidst a crowd of other moviegoers.

BUFFY

Well.

ANGEL

Well.

BUFFY

That was very... artistic.

ANGEL

Yeah.

BUFFY

Wasn't what I expected. I've never actually seen... well, from the title I thought it was about food.

ANGEL

Well, there was food.

BUFFY

Right. The scene with the food. So feel like getting some hot chocolate? Or some cold shower?

ANGEL

I'm sorry. I wanted to take you out somewhere fun. It's been a long time since I've been to the movies. They changed.

BUFFY

A little scary. And a little not, which is also scary. I'm sorry. I just... I don't like getting you worked up like that. We can't actually do any of those things. You'd lose your soul. Besides, I don't even own a kimono.

ANGEL

Buffy, you don't have to worry about me.

BUFFY

I just don't like to rub your nose in it. Suddenly wondering where that expression comes from.

ANGEL

Look, I don't need to see movies to get worked up. Just being around you does that just fine. Doesn't mean that I'm going to lose control, that I'm going to be frustrated around you. It feels nice just to feel.

BUFFY

It doesn't drive you crazy when we're close?

ANGEL

Watch this.

Angel gives her a long slow kiss.

ANGEL

See? Safe as houses.

They kiss more passionately as FAITH strolls up, smiling provocatively.

FAITH

Check out the lust bunnies.

BUFFY

Patrol?

Faith nods.

ANGEL

Council has you back on active duty?

FAITH

Finally. They want us down by Mercer.

BUFFY

Okay. (to Angel) Goodnight.

ANGEL

I'll see you soon.

FAITH

Don't worry, big guy. Just keeping her warm for you.

Faith and Buffy leave, arm in arm.

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EXT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- NIGHT

Buffy and Faith walk together.

FAITH

Gotta tell you, B. The willpower thing,... nice job.

BUFFY

Thanks.

FAITH

But the "close but no cigar" thing with Angel? I don't know if I could handle, you know, the way you're not handling it.

BUFFY

Faith, when it comes to Angel, do me a favor... duck!

Faith ducks and Buffy punches a DEMON directly her.

DEMON

Ow! Oh! What are you, nuts? Going around punching people?

Buffy pulls off the demon's hat to reveal two horns growing out of its forehead.

BUFFY

People?

DEMON

So what? I'm a demon. That makes it okay?

Both Slayers ready their stakes.

DEMON

Hold it, whoa! Stake me now and you never find out what I got for you, huh? Think about it. Demon seeks Slayers, highly unusual?

FAITH

Talk fast.

DEMON

How would you like to get your hands on the Books of Ascension?

BUFFY

Never heard of 'em.

DEMON

Books of Ascension. Very powerful works and I'm not talking about the prose. They deal with some dark stuff. And the Mayor would hate for somebody to get a hold before he... well, you know.

BUFFY

Don't know. Before he what?

DEMON

Hey, read 'em and weep. That's all I got to say. Tomorrow I get the books. Meet me here and if the price is right... well, I give the books to you.

BUFFY

Not really looking to trade with a demon.

DEMON

And if this were still a barter economy, that would be a problem. I want cash, princess. Five large for the whole set.

FAITH

So you can buy-- I'm guessing here-- some skin care products?

DEMON

Plane ticket. Out of the Hellmouth before its adios, Slayer Loco. So five G's... what do you say?

FAITH

I think "Die, fiend" sums it up, wouldn't you say?

The demon bolts between them and runs off. Faith starts to chase him but Buffy stops her.

BUFFY

Oh, let him go. I don't think he falls into the deadly threat to humanity category.

FAITH

A demon's a demon.

BUFFY

I'd like to know about these Books of Ascension. Anything that would pin the Mayor down would be great.

Faith looks away, uncertain.

FAITH

Yeah. It'd be great.

Opening credit sequence.

ACT I

INT. SUNNYDALE CITY HALL-- MAYOR'S OFFICE-- NIGHT

Faith sits as MAYOR RICHARD WILKINS paces.

MAYOR WILKINS

And what exactly did this demon look like?

FAITH

Demonic?

MAYOR WILKINS

Ah. And you say he has the Books of Ascension-- or will soon-- and he was... what? Willing to sell them?

FAITH

That's what I said.

MAYOR WILKINS

Hmm. You know what I wish? I wish you'd pull your hair back. I know, I know... fashion's not exactly my thing but-- gosh darn it, you know-- you've got such a nice face. I can't understand why you hide it.

FAITH

Yeah, sure. Whatever. It's just a matter of time before this demon guy is gonna spill. Then Buffy and the superfriends are going to--

MAYOR WILKINS

You know, you worry too much for a girl for your age. That's unnecessary stress. Luckily, I've got just the thing.

The Mayor pours a glass of milk and hands it to Faith.

MAYOR WILKINS

There you go. Now, first you load up on calcium. Then, find this demon, kill the heck out of him, and bring the books to me.

Faith looks at the milk and sets the glass down, untouched.

FAITH

And if Buffy gets to him first?

MAYOR WILKINS

Oh, well. Frankly, I don't like to think about that. I like good, positive, up thoughts. If you fail me in that way... well, you know, replacing Mr. Trick was chore enough. (chuckles) Oh, come on! Don't worry. Drink up. There's nothing uncool about healthy teeth and bones.
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INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- LIBRARY-- NIGHT

Buffy, XANDER and WILLOW sit at the study table with WESLEY and GILES.

WESLEY

And you say this demon wanted cash? That's very unusual.

GILES

Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

BUFFY

Well, he said the books were worth the price.

XANDER

What's this Ascension mean?

Wesley looks to Giles.

GILES

I'm not sure.

WESLEY

No, not really a common term in demonology.

WILLOW

Oh, oh! The Marenschadt Text. I think in the section on genocide, they mention Ascension.

BUFFY

Well, we have a winner.

XANDER

And, more importantly, two losers.

GILES

Where did you find that volume?

WILLOW

In the top of your book cabinet with the stuff you try to keep hidden.

Giles disappears into his office to get the book.

XANDER

Hidden? Are there any engravings I should know about? Frolicking nymphs of some kind?

WILLOW

No. Just magick secrets Giles doesn't think I'm ready for.

Giles returns with the book.

GILES

Ah yes, here we are. There's a reference here to the journal of Desmond Kane, pastor of a town called Sharpsville. "May 26, 1723. Tomorrow is the Ascension. God help us all." It was the last anyone heard.

WESLEY

Of Kane?

GILES

Of Sharpsville. The town more or less disappeared.

BUFFY

So Ascension... possibly not a love-in.

GILES

I think you should meet with this demon, Buffy.

BUFFY

Yeah? Anybody got five thousand dollars?

CORDELIA enters and approaches Wesley.

CORDELIA

I have something important to ask you.

XANDER

Important? Let's start calculating those odds, people.

CORDELIA

What are you doing Friday night?

WESLEY

I... as always my sacred duty as a Watcher prevents me from... why?

CORDELIA

I have a paper to write for English and you're English, so I thought... (off Buffy and Xander's look) What? Is it so wrong to be getting an insider's perspective? (to Wesley) I study best in a good restaurant, around eightish? Think it over?

Cordelia turns and leaves Wesley staring after her, speechless and intrigued.

XANDER

And on the day the words "flimsy excuse" were redefined, we stood in awe and watched.

WESLEY

Right! Books of Ascension, Mayor, slaughter. Tell you what. Why don't we try to find this demon sooner rather than later? Perhaps persuade him to lend us the books free of charge.

BUFFY

I think Faith might be useful in that persuasion part.

WESLEY

I imagine so. Where is Faith anyway?
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INT. SUNNYDALE MOTOR INN-- DEMON'S ROOM-- NIGHT

The demon frantically packs a suitcase as Faith kicks open the door of his room.

DEMON

Hey, Slayer! You know, I wasn't expecting company. Give me a minute and I'll have the place tidied up for you.

FAITH

You got the books?

DEMON

Well, that depends. You got my money?

Faith slugs him. And he backs away, pulling several large leather-bound volumes from beneath his things.

DEMON

You're tough in negotiations and I respect that. Check 'em out. Now that is quality merchandise. That's worth five grand easy.

FAITH

Books of Ascension.

DEMON

Original editions and everything. Great condition. Okay, it's a little worn on one spine, some slight foxing, but otherwise perfect. Now, the five grand, it's, you know, negotiable.

FAITH

I don't like to haggle.

She pulls a knife and guts the demon. When he's dead, Faith stares down at the blood on her hands.

CUT TO:

INT. ANGEL'S MANSION-- MAIN HALL-- NIGHT

Angel reads as Faith enters.

ANGEL

Faith.

FAITH

Angel. I got nowhere else to go. Look, I hate asking for help but I'm asking because... I'm in trouble. The real bad kind.

ANGEL

It's okay.

FAITH

No, it's a couple of county lines over from okay, believe me.

ANGEL

Look, just talk. Come on. Start from the beginning.

FAITH

Mind if I skip past the 'mom never loved me' part and get right to it? I'm scaring myself.

ANGEL

I know the feeling.

FAITH

That's why I came to you. I don't want to get all twelve steppy, but remember when you told me that killing people would make me feel like some kind of god? (re: her bloody hands) I think I just came down to earth. It's not human if that's what you're thinking. Not that that makes me feel any better or this guy any less dead.

ANGEL

Faith, you need help. You can't do this alone.

FAITH

I know. For real now, I'm scared. Scared of what I am, what I'm turning into. Cold-blooded straight up killer. Like you.

ANGEL

Not like me. I didn't have a choice. But you do. You can stop this.

FAITH

Believe me, I don't want to end up the way everybody said I would-- dead or alone or a loser.

ANGEL

No, you don't have to.

FAITH

I don't know. Maybe it's too late for me.

ANGEL

It's not.

Faith hugs Angel.

FAITH

Angel, I'm so scared.

ANGEL

It's all right, shh, it's okay.

As they part, they hesitate, almost kissing. Angel pulls away.

ANGEL

Whoa. Faith, I can be here for you. But not like that, all right? I'm with Buffy.

FAITH

Buffy, yeah. I didn't mean it like that. Maybe I did but I wouldn't press it. You love her, don't you.

ANGEL

I love her.

FAITH

Good for you. The two of you, you're lucky. Friends?

ANGEL

Yeah, we're friends.

FAITH

Then I'm lucky too. I'd better go.

ANGEL

Where?

FAITH

I need to cool down. Spend some time alone. Don't worry about me. You've been a big help, just knowing somebody cares. Hey, I know I shouldn't be asking this but do you think if things were different that things between you and me would be different, too?

ANGEL

We'll never know.

FAITH

Right. How could we?

ANGEL

Take care of yourself.

FAITH

Lifetime of practice.

Faith kisses Angel on the cheek, then leaves. Buffy appears outside the mansion in time to see the kiss through a window.

CUT TO:

INT. FAITH'S APARTMENT-- NIGHT

The Mayor is there, receiving Faith's report.

FAITH

It's not like I wasn't trying, okay?

MAYOR WILKINS

Hey, there's no need to convince me. I'm sure you gave it your level best. I just don't understand what that boy could be thinking?

FAITH

Try Buffy Summers, like in a big, fat, one-track way.

MAYOR WILKINS

Hey, come on, don't be discouraged. You're a bright, young, energetic girl with a whole life ahead of her. And I won't tolerate brooding. So you couldn't give him that one moment of true happiness.

FAITH

I was thinking more along the lines of a long weekend, but okay.

MAYOR WILKINS

And he spurns your advances. So be it. There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true. We want to take Angel's soul away. If we can't do it by giving him happiness, well, by golly, we'll just have to do it in the most painful way imaginable.
FADE OUT

ACT II

INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- LIBRARY-- NIGHT

Wesley looks up as Giles comes out of his office.

WESLEY

Find anything?

GILES

Six course banquet of nothing with a scoop of sod-all as a palate closer.

WESLEY

I've had no better luck. There must be something about this Ascension somewhere.

GILES

Perhaps I should contact the Council, maybe run a search...

WESLEY

No. I don't... it should be I that... the Council isn't entirely aware that I'm letting you work for me. (off Giles' look) With me. I don't think they'd be very happy at the idea of the two of us collaborating.

GILES

Well, I wasn't about to burst into glorious song about it myself. Why don't you call?

Buffy enters, dispirited.

WESLEY

I think the most expedient plan would be to find these Books of Ascension themselves. Buffy, you and Faith must find this demon and soon.

BUFFY

Well, I'll go back to the scene, see if I can track him.

WESLEY

Wait for Faith.

BUFFY

That could be hours. The girl makes Godot look punctual. I'll just go myself.

WESLEY

Buffy, this is a job for the both of you. This demon could be anywhere. If these books are important as he says, he has good reason to hide. Finding him is going to be extremely difficult.

Xander walks in.

XANDER

Found your demon.

BUFFY

Fashion tip, Wes. Mouth looks better closed.

Xander hands Buffy a slip of paper.

XANDER

Got the address. I beat it out of Willy the snitch personally.

BUFFY

You beat up Willy?

XANDER

Sure! Well, actually, let's just say I applied some pressure. Or more accurately, that I asked politely and then... okay, I bribed him.

BUFFY

How much?

XANDER

Twenty-eight bucks. (to Giles) Does the Council reimburse for that kind of stuff?

GILES

Did you get a receipt?

XANDER

Damn.

BUFFY

I know this. It's down by the bus station. Not the nicest part of town.

GILES

Again. See, no standards. I mean, any self-respecting demon should be living in a pit of filth or a nice crypt.

BUFFY

I'll remember to mention that.

Faith enters and slips her arm through Buffy's.

FAITH

Mention what? Where we going, girlfriend?

Buffy pulls her arms away.

BUFFY

Actually, I can handle this one solo.

FAITH

Why should you get to have all the fun? Share, share, that's fair, right?

BUFFY

Right. Got our demon.

FAITH

Oh, well, let's go look him up.

Buffy turns and leaves and Faith shrugs and follows her.

XANDER

Is it me or did it just get really cold in here?
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INT. SUNNYDALE MOTOR INN-- DEMON'S ROOM-- NIGHT

Buffy and Faith enter the demon's room.

BUFFY

Faith, careful.

FAITH

Right.

BUFFY

Missed you last night.

FAITH

Yeah, I was patrolling. No shortage of scum you gotta watch in Sunnydale, right?

BUFFY

So I've heard.

Faith reaches around the doorway for the light switch without looking to see where it is. Buffy notices but doesn't say anything. Then they find the body.

BUFFY

Looks like somebody got here first.

FAITH

Betting they got the books, too. Some hit.

BUFFY

This wasn't just a hit. This was somebody's idea of a party.

FAITH

Maybe the guy put up a fight. We gotta get going. Come on, nothing we can do here now. You coming?
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INT. SUNNYDALE CITY HALL-- MAYOR'S OFFICE-- DAY

A Bedouin SORCERER sits across from Mayor Wilkins. Only his eyes and upper nose are visible through his robes. The eyes seem serpentine.

MAYOR WILKINS

Mint? Didn't think so. Well, scheduling a man of your talents is quite the chore, I'll tell you. Between the chanting and the sacrifice, my golf game is shot. But here you are. You know why I've summoned you. Can you do it? (nods) Need anything from me?

The sorcerer shakes his head.

SORCERER

You have risked great danger in calling on me. The deadliest magicks are needed to rob this creature of its soul.

MAYOR WILKINS

Big job, all right.

SORCERER

And so it shall be done.

MAYOR WILKINS

Oh, that's just swell. Listen, you sure you don't want any? 'Cause they're low calorie. (off his look) Okay.
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INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- STUDENT LOUNGE-- DAY

Buffy and Willow sit together.

WILLOW

Are you okay? You seem a little on edge. Is there anything that's wrong?

BUFFY

It's nothing. (off her look) It's nothing. (off her knowing look) All right, all right, stop with the third degree. It's Faith.

WILLOW

What about her?

BUFFY

I went to Angel's last night and Faith was there. They looked sort of intimate.

WILLOW

No way. I know what you're thinking and no way!

BUFFY

You're right. Faith would never do that.

WILLOW

Faith would totally do that. Faith was built to do that. She's the "do that" girl.

BUFFY

Comfort, remember comfort here?

WILLOW

I mean, please? Does Angel come up to Faith's standards for a guy? Let's see... is he breathing?

BUFFY

Actually, no.

WILLOW

But Buffy... Angel. There's no way he would ever do that. I mean, you're the only thing in the world to him.

BUFFY

Sometimes I wonder. Angel and Faith have a lot in common. And there's so much he doesn't tell me.

WILLOW

But it's so clear the way he feels about you. Buffy, I too know the love of a taciturn man and you have to look at their actions.

BUFFY

I was.

WILLOW

Well, what did he say?

BUFFY

Say? You mean when I straightforwardly asked him what was going on?

WILLOW

So you bailed?

BUFFY

I couldn't. I mean, not--

WILLOW

Enough. Stop with the crazy. Go talk to Angel.

BUFFY

But I--

WILLOW

No. Go. I give you leave to go.

BUFFY

Thank you.

Buffy leaves to see Angel.

CUT TO:

INT. ANGEL'S MANSION-- MAIN HALL-- NIGHT

Faith enters to find Angel going over some old volumes.

ANGEL

Faith.

FAITH

Hey. Sorry to bust in uninvited.

ANGEL

What do you want?

FAITH

Look, I'm not so good at apologies. Mostly because I think the world's out to screw me so I'm generally more owed than owing. But I've been thinking about last night and I want you to know I was really sorry.

ANGEL

It's all right, Faith.

FAITH

No, it's not all right. Yeah, I was freaked and needed somebody but you're with Buffy. I should know better.

ANGEL

Yeah, okay.

Faith moves toward him and Angel backs away.

FAITH

You don't trust me.

ANGEL

It's not that.

FAITH

Hey, no problem. Join the club.

She turns her back and he approaches her.

ANGEL

Look, Faith. I know what you're going through, all right, and how hard it can be. It's important you have somebody who's been there and who understands what you're going through.

Angel takes Faith by the shoulders and turns her around.

ANGEL

Look, I want to trust you.

FAITH

Chump.

She splashes a vial of blood across his chest as the sorcerer steps out of the shadows. His skin is blue and his eyes shine yellow as he chants a ritual incantation.

ANGEL

Faith!

FAITH

I wanted to do this the old-fashioned way, but hey-- your loss. Lucky I've got some tricks Buffy don't know yet.

ANGEL

You don't have to do this.

FAITH

I know but it's fun. Now relax, it'll be over soon.

A bright plasma-like substance flows from the sorcerer's hands and congeals around Angel's body.

The light fades and the Bedouin retreats to the shadows. Angel falls to the floor and when he looks up, we see that his vampire has risen to the surface.

Angel embraces Faith in a passionate kiss.

FADE OUT

ACT III

INT. ANGEL'S MANSION-- MAIN HALL-- NIGHT

Angel kisses Faith deeply, then slaps her away and kicks her brutally in the ribs.

ANGEL

Thanks, so much. It's good to have the taste of a Slayer back in my mouth. It's like cigarettes, you know. Just when I thought I'd quit. No, don't get up. It's good to be back in Sunnydale. Nice climate, plenty to eat, no tortured humanity to hold me down. But you know what bothers me? You don't seem to be getting the big picture here, Faith. Now I don't know why you turned me, but I'm just glad you did.

Faith struggles to her feet and Angel seizes her by the neck. She manages to break free and whips out a stake.

FAITH

I've got my reasons.

ANGEL

Let me guess. You summoned back the true Angelus because you need a new boy toy. Doesn't work that way.

They exchange blows and Angel pins Faith, her stake raised to strike.

FAITH

You want to be smart? You listen to me.

ANGEL

Funny thing about vampires, Faith. We don't establish meaningful dialogue with Slayers.

FAITH

Not how Buffy tells it.

Faith kicks him in the knee, driving him to the ground, and straddles him.

ANGEL

(chuckles)
I should have known you'd like it on top.

FAITH

You want to listen or you want to die?

ANGEL

As long as you're there, I mostly want you to wriggle. But I'm listening.

FAITH

Last time you got like this, Buffy kicked your ass all the way back to hell. You want to do better this time?

Angel's face morphs back to normal.

ANGEL

Still listening.

FAITH

Good boy. Now all you got to do is play nice and call truce and I'll hook you up with the real power in this town. Interested?

ANGEL

Very.

FAITH

Then get ready to meet the new boss.

Faith lowers her head to his and kisses him wildly.

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INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- LIBRARY-- NIGHT

Buffy, Willow, Oz, Xander and a very bored Cordelia sit at the study table listening to Wesley and Giles.

WESLEY

Our enemy has us at a disadvantage. We seem to be consistently one step behind him. Now he has the Books of Ascension. We must take definitive action.

CORDELIA

You have the greatest voice. Have you ever thought about doing books on tape?

XANDER

Way to focus CC.

WESLEY

Yes, let's try to stay on track. We need everyone working together here. Where's Angel?

BUFFY

I don't know. I went to the mansion but he wasn't there.

WESLEY

And Faith?

BUFFY

She's missing too.

WILLOW

Which means nothing. Two unconnected events.

BUFFY

What should we do?

GILES

Buffy, I think you should try to retrieve the Books of Ascension. Check out the Mayor's office but be damned careful. Do not confront the Mayor. We don't know a thing about him.

BUFFY

I'll go home and stock up on weapons. Slip into something a little more break-and-enterish.

GILES

Right. Willow, how far did you get with the Mayor's files?

CORDELIA

Excuse me, I believe Wesley is running this meeting.

WESLEY

It's quite all right. Willow?

WILLOW

It's all bad news. By the time I got through the encryptions, the files were empty. Guess he saw me coming.

OZ

What about the Hall of Records? Go to the source.

WESLEY

Good idea. There must be information on the Mayor there.

GILES

Wesley, why don't you take the group and start looking?

WESLEY

Right.

CORDELIA

I'm in Wesley's group.

GILES

There is just the one group.

CORDELIA

Yes! And I am in it.

XANDER

Anyone mind if I skip the trip? I'm going to cruise town, keep my ear to the ground and I think five's a crowd.

CORDELIA

It really is.

OZ

I'll drive.

WILLOW

(proud of Oz)
They liked your plan.

GILES

Anyone finds anything, check in with me. (to Buffy) Be careful.
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INT. SUNNYDALE CITY HALL-- MAYOR'S OFFICE-- NIGHT

The Mayor sits behind his desk and Faith and Angel stand before him.

FAITH

So can I keep him?

MAYOR WILKINS

Let's just take things step by step for the moment. Now then, Angelus-- may I call you Angel?

ANGEL

Well, actually, I'm thinking more along the lines of you calling me Master.

MAYOR WILKINS

Ah. You know, Angelus, attitude may get you attention but courtesy wins respect. (chuckles) I am the one responsible for your new attitude.

Angel picks up a letter opener, drags it across the surface of the desk. He starts prowling around the office.

ANGEL

That's why I'm here.

MAYOR WILKINS

No problems with the transition? No side effects?

ANGEL

Had a soul, now I'm free.

MAYOR WILKINS

That's terrific! Poetic too. Not that I read much poetry except for those little ones in the Reader's Digest. You know, some of those are quite catchy.

ANGEL

Hey, I don't mean to rush things here but are you trying to get to some kind of point?

MAYOR WILKINS

Kids today. Rush rush rush. Well the point, Angel, is you're a very powerful young man, good for Faith, and there just may be future for you in Sunnydale. I see you're admiring my letter opener.

ANGEL

Well, actually, I was thinking of stabbing you through the heart with it.

The Mayor turns to face Angel and spreads his arms.

MAYOR WILKINS

Please do.

Angel throws the blade at the Mayor's chest. The Mayor intercepts it with his hand and the blade embeds itself through his palm.

MAYOR WILKINS

Nice shot.

The Mayor pulls the blade out of his hand and holds his palm up. The wound heals itself in seconds.

MAYOR WILKINS

You see, I'm what you might call impervious. Can't be killed or harmed in any way. And that's just a cornerstone in my plans for this great town of ours.

ANGEL

Can't be killed but you don't like germs?

MAYOR WILKINS

Awful things, unsanitary. But my question is, now that Faith has brought you back, what are your intentions?

ANGEL

Well, gee, sir, I thought I'd find that Slayer that's given you so much trouble and torture, maim and kill her.

MAYOR WILKINS

Fine! You know it's nice to see you're not one of those slacker types running around town today. Torture Buffy. Killing her's fine, just make it a slow one.

ANGEL

My favorite kind.

MAYOR WILKINS

Wonderful, wonderful. We don't want a replacement Slayer anytime soon. They can't all turn out like my girl Faith. Have fun.

FAITH

Let's do it.

MAYOR WILKINS

(to Angel; re: Faith)

Try to have her home by eleven. (to himself) She's not a little girl anymore.

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EXT. SUNNYDALE STREETS-- NIGHT

Xander is walking a deserted residential street.

XANDER

I love when you talk, Wesley. I love when you sing, Wesley. Can you say the words "jailbait", Wesley? Limey bastard. (Angel and Faith approach) Hey guys! Man, where you been? You gotta find Buffy. She's going to her place and stocking up on--

Angel casually decks Xander without breaking stride. He drops to the ground like a rag doll. Faith doesn't even spare him a glance.

ANGEL

That guy just bugs me.
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EXT. SUMMERS HOME-- FRONT PORCH-- NIGHT

Angel knocks on the front door and JOYCE opens it.

JOYCE

Faith. Angel.

ANGEL

Hi, Joyce, nice to see you. Is Buffy home?

JOYCE

Upstairs. Please tell me it's not some vampire thing.

ANGEL

The only vampire here is me, Joyce. Say, you change your hair?

JOYCE

(shrugs)
Highlights.

ANGEL

Nice.
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- BUFFY'S ROOM-- NIGHT

Buffy is loading a bag with weapons as Faith and Angel enter.

FAITH

Knock knock.

BUFFY

Where have you guys been?

Angel kisses the top of Buffy's head.

ANGEL

Been looking for you. Good thing we found you before we left.

FAITH

We got the books.

ANGEL

They're at the mansion.

FAITH

We'd take them to Giles ourselves but I think strength in numbers is the way to go. Come on.

Angel picks up Buffy's arsenal.

ANGEL

Let me get those for you.
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INT. ANGEL'S MANSION-- MAIN HALL-- NIGHT

The trio enters the mansion and Buffy looks around for the books.

BUFFY

Okay, let's get the books someplace safe. Where are they?

ANGEL

Actually, there's been a slight change in plan, Buff.

BUFFY

Buff? You just called... what's the matter with you?

Faith stands back and watches the show with a smile. Angel's fangs appear.

ANGEL

Nothing. Matter of fact, I haven't felt this good in a long time.

BUFFY

Angel?

ANGEL

You know, I never properly thanked you for sending me to hell.

BUFFY

No.

ANGEL

Yeah and I'm just wondering where do I start? Card? Fruit basket? Evisceration?

He seizes Buffy by the arms.

BUFFY

No.

ANGEL

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Maybe there's still some good deep down inside of me that remembers and loves you. If only you could reach me. Then again, we have reality.

Buffy breaks away from him.

BUFFY

I will kill you before I let you touch me. Faith, we need to get out of here. Now.

FAITH

Speak for yourself, B. Me, I like it here.

Angel snarls and Buffy turns to him. He knocks her out with a devastating blow to the head.

ANGEL

One thing I learned about Buffy, she's so cute when she's sleeping.
FADE OUT

ACT IV

INT. SUNNYDALE CITY HALL-- HALL OF RECORDS-- NIGHT

Wesley, Cordelia, and Willow sit at the table pouring over books.

CORDELIA

Hey! I know a way to make investigating the Mayor even more boring. On second thought, no I don't.

Oz brings a book to the table with an old picture of the Mayor.

OZ

Hey, whoa.

WILLOW

Whoa. Big hey whoa. Guys, check this out. Wow! Like father, like son.

They compare a shiny new photo of the Mayor with the old photo.

OZ

How about like exact same guy, like exact same guy?

WESLEY

Mayor Wilkins is over one hundred years old. He's not human.

Xander enters, holding his jaw.

XANDER

I hate to spoil the mood but this is so much worse than you think.

WILLOW

Xander, what happened to you?

XANDER

You know how some people hate to say I told you so? Not me. I told you so. Angel's back in the really bad sense and... I told you so.

WESLEY

Angelus has turned? Xander, this is terribly serious. Are you sure?

XANDER

Gee, let me think. Kind of hard to tell. Last thing I remember was his fist.

WESLEY

We must contact Giles immediately.

XANDER

Good thinking. Let's waste time with a lively debate. Leave Buffy alone. See how dead she gets.

CORDELIA

Slow down, Xander. This isn't Wesley's fault.

XANDER

Actually, it is. Faith was your responsibility. Guess who's Angel's new playmate?

WILLOW

Faith and Angel? Together?

XANDER

Imagine the possibilities.
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INT. ANGEL'S MANSION-- MAIN HALL-- NIGHT

Angel chains Buffy to the wall while Faith happily watches. Slowly, Buffy regains consciousness.

ANGEL

Morning, sleepyhead. You know what I just can't believe? All of our time together and we never tried chains. Well, can't dwell on the past, especially with the future we have ahead.

FAITH

Bondage looks good on you, B. The outfit's all wrong, but, hey!

BUFFY

You don't know what you're doing.

FAITH

Really? Weird, because something about all this just feels so right. Maybe it's one of those unhappy childhood things. See, when I was a kid I used to beg my mom for a dog. Didn't matter what kind. I just wanted, you know, something to love. (kisses Angel) A dog's all I wanted. Well, that and toys. But mom was so busy, you know, enjoying the drinking and passing out parts of life that I never really got what I wanted. Until now.

She lifts a blanket, revealing a wide variety of torture implements.

BUFFY

Faith, listen to me very closely. Angel's a killer. When he's done with me, he'll turn on you.

ANGEL

She's right. I probably will.

FAITH

Yeah? Huh. (to Buffy) Guess we'll just have to keep you around for a while then. Before we get started, I just want you to know, if you're a screamer, feel free.

BUFFY

Why, Faith? What's in it for you?

FAITH

What isn't? You know, I come to Sunnydale. I'm the Slayer. I do my job kicking ass better than anyone. What do I hear about everywhere I go? Buffy. So I slay, I behave, I do the good little girl routine. And who does everybody thank? Buffy.

BUFFY

It's not my fault.

FAITH

Everybody always asks, why can't you be more like Buffy? But did anyone ever ask if you could be more like me?

ANGEL

I know I didn't.

FAITH

You get the Watcher. You get the mom. You get the little Scooby gang. What do I get? Jack squat. This is supposed to be my town!

BUFFY

Faith, listen to me!

FAITH

Why? So you can impart some special Buffy wisdom, that it? Do you think you're better than me? Do you? Say it, you think you're better than me.

BUFFY

I am. Always have been.

FAITH

Maybe you didn't notice. Angel's with me.

Faith saunters over to Angel. The vampire wraps her up in his arms and she kisses him passionately. Buffy winces at the sight.

BUFFY

And how did you get him, Faith? Magick? Cast some sort of spell? Because in the real world, Angel would never touch you and we both know it.

Faith backhands Buffy.

BUFFY

You had to tie me up to beat me. There's a word for people like you, Faith: loser.

FAITH

You're just trying to make me mad so I'll kill you. I'm too smart for that. Stick around.

BUFFY

For what? Your boss's lame Ascension. Like I couldn't stop it.

FAITH

You can't.

BUFFY

I will.

FAITH

Keep dreaming. No one can stop the Ascension. Mayor's got it wired, B. He built this town for demons to feed on and come Graduation Day, he's getting paid. And I'll be sitting at his right hand. Assuming he has hands after the transformation. I'm not too clear on that part. And all your little lame-ass friends are going to be kibbles'n'bits. Think about that when your boyfriend's cutting into you.

BUFFY

I never knew you had so much rage in you.

FAITH

What can I say? I'm the world's best actor.

ANGEL

Second best.

Faith turns to Angel in surprise.

BUFFY

(to Angel)
Graduation Day. You think we missed anything?

ANGEL

I think we know everything she knows.

Buffy pulls her hands free of the chains.

BUFFY

May I say something? Psych.

Faith is stunned and enraged.

FAITH

You played me. You played me!

The Scooby gang bursts in the front door and Faith throws Angel into the gang's path. Buffy charges Faith and they fight furiously. The gang holds Angel at bay with crosses and stakes. Buffy and Faith end in a standoff, each holding a knife to the other's throat.

FAITH

What are you gonna do, B, kill me? You become me. You're not ready for that... yet.

Faith grabs Buffy's neck and kisses her on the forehead, then runs away.

Willow runs over to Buffy.

WILLOW

Are you okay?

Buffy looks at Angel who avoids her gaze.

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INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- LIBRARY-- NIGHT

The Scooby gang and Wesley watch as Giles and the sorcerer talk.

SORCERER

The task is finished.

GILES

Yes. Thank you for coming to me and for that rather effective light show you put on.

SORCERER

This restores the balance between us, Rupert Giles. My debt to you is now repaid in full. Do not call upon me.

GILES

I shan't. Peace with you.

SORCERER

And with you.

The sorcerer takes a step backward, fading into thin air.

WILLOW

His debt to you is repaid? What did you do?

GILES

I introduced him to his wife.

WESLEY

Well, I for one protest. You pitted Slayer against Slayer in a dangerous charade that could've gotten them both killed without informing me! I'm telling the Council!

GILES

I think you should. We have a rogue Slayer on our hands. I can't think of anything more dangerous.

Wesley stops, considering Giles' words.

BUFFY

At least now we know.

GILES

And we know a little bit more about the Ascension.

WILLOW

Graduation Day. There's a big scary un-fun. At least Angel's not bad, though. That's good, right?

XANDER

Yes, I feel so much better knowing that he broke my face in a good way. It's a good bruise.

BUFFY

(sad)
He was only acting, Xander. It was just an act.
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INT. FAITH'S APARTMENT-- DAY

The Mayor discusses Faith's failure with her.

MAYOR WILKINS

Well, you win some, you lose some. From where I'm sitting, it's batting average that counts. So you lost some friends.

FAITH

I wouldn't exactly call them friends.

MAYOR WILKINS

Well, what are you worried about? Chin up! You don't see me looking disappointed. Heck, no. You know why? Because I know you'll always have me, Faith. I'm the best, the most important friend you'll ever have. Besides, you know, once the Ascension starts, the 'in' crowd you're so concerned about? Whoo! They'll be lucky if there's enough left of them to fill a pothole. Promise. Still unhappy? Okey doke. I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away: miniature golf.

Faith shakes her head and breaks into a big smile.

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INT. ANGEL'S MANSION-- MAIN HALL-- DAY

Buffy enters, her face a mask, not betraying her feelings.

ANGEL

How you doing?

BUFFY

Been better.

ANGEL

Not hard to believe. You were a real soldier last night, Buffy.

BUFFY

That's me. One of the troops.

ANGEL

I know how hard it was for you.

BUFFY

I really doubt that.

ANGEL

Is there anything I can do to make it better?

BUFFY

Look, I know you only did what I asked. And we got what we wanted.

ANGEL

I never wanted it to go that far.

BUFFY

I know that. It's not even a question of that. It's just, after... I need a little bit of a break. Please.

ANGEL

You still my girl?

BUFFY

Always.
FADE TO BLACK
END