Family

[Transcript of "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" episode Family at buffyology.com.]

Prologue

INT. UC SUNNYDALE WOMEN'S DORM-- WILLOW'S ROOM-- NIGHT

Miss Kitty Fantastico drops into frame and bats at her cat toy.

WILLOW

(o.s.)
Tell me a story.

TARA

(o.s.)
Okay. Once upon a time, there was... a kitty. She was very little and she was all alone and nobody wanted her.

WILLOW

(o.s.)
This is a very upsetting story.

TARA

(o.s.)
Oh, but it gets better. 'Cause one day the kitty was running around the street and a man came and swooped her up and took her to the pound.

TARA's hands reach into frame and lift the kitten up onto the bed. WILLOW is under the covers, smiling happily.

TARA

And at the pound there were lots of other kitties... and there were puppies and some ferrets.

WILLOW

Were there dolphins?

TARA

Yes, many dolphins at the pound.

She hands the kitten to Willow who nuzzles it.

WILLOW

Was there a camel?

TARA

There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

WILLOW

Did the kitty get chosen by some nice people?

TARA

Well, now you've ruined the ending.

Willow's eyelids droop.

WILLOW

I'm sleepy.

TARA

Do you mind if I keep the light on? I was going to look up some spells.

WILLOW

That's fine. I don't need to be snuggled.

TARA

(smiles)
Vixen.

Willow smiles back as Tara gathers her books together and sets them aside.

WILLOW

You've been Spell Gal night and day lately.

TARA

Well, I just want to keep up with you. And I'm-- well, I just like to be useful, you know? To the gang? I just never feel useful.

WILLOW

You are. You're essential.

Tara smiles and crawls into bed with Willow, snuggling against her and turns out the light.

TARA

Do you think Buffy found out anything tonight at the factory?

WILLOW

I don't know. If there was something, I figure she'd call us.
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

BUFFY and GILES sit and quietly discuss Buffy's encounter with Glory and the monk's revelation regarding Dawn.

GILES

I don't know what to say.

BUFFY

Tell me about it.

GILES

She has no idea?

BUFFY

No. She thinks she's my kid sister.

GILES

Are you going to tell her?

Buffy gets up and looks upstairs toward Dawn's room.

BUFFY

How can I? She'd freak and that's the last thing we need. We have to keep her safe.

GILES

This woman, this... whatever she was... she knows you now. Should we be thinking about sending Dawn away?

BUFFY

Away where?

GILES

I don't know... your father's?

BUFFY

Yeah, he's... in Spain with his secretary. Living the cliché. I called him when Mom got sick. He hasn't even...

GILES

I'm sorry.

BUFFY

When he bailed on us, I remember Dawn cried for a week. (beat) Except she didn't. She wasn't there but I can still feel what it was like. They sent her to me, Giles. I think I have to take care of her. I want to.

GILES

Do we tell the others?

BUFFY

No. No one. They'd act weird around her and it's safer for everyone if they don't know.

GILES

Yes. We have to find out who this woman is and what she needs Dawn for. I mean, if she comes after you--

BUFFY

She'll come. (re: Dawn) She'll come for us.
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INT. SUNNYDALE INDUSTRIAL DISTRICT-- FACTORY-- NIGHT

A pile of rubble and twisted steel girders explodes from within and GLORY stands up.

GLORY

Okay. Now I'm upset.

Opening credit sequence.

ACT I

INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- STEVENSON HALL-- CORRIDOR-- DAY

Buffy carries a cardboard box down the hall while XANDER and RILEY move a refrigerator out of her dorm room. Xander cries out in pain as they go through the doorway.

XANDER

Ow! Thumb! Necessary opposable thumb!

RILEY

Sorry. Crybaby.

BUFFY

You know what, you guys, just leave it here.

RILEY

Got it.

DAWN staggers out of the room under a mountain of boxes. Buffy moves to help her.

DAWN

I don't need help.

BUFFY

Just be careful.

INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- STEVENSON HALL-- BUFFY'S ROOM-- DAY

Buffy heads into her room where ANYA, Giles, Willow and Tara are helping with the packing and the moving.

ANYA

But we just helped her move this stuff in a few days ago. (sees Buffy) And it was fun!

GILES

People help each other out, Anya. It's one of our strange customs.

BUFFY

Giles, I noticed you were doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping.

GILES

Well, I saw myself in more of a patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling. (to Xander and Riley) You two, stop that!

Xander and Riley are wrestling in a headlock in the corner.

RILEY

He started it!

XANDER

He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might have been Latin.

Tara watches them playing and smiles.

GILES

Stop it or you're going to break something.

BUFFY

Or I'm going to break something.

Riley and Xander immediately settle down.

XANDER

(to Buffy)
Still can't believe you're giving up this cherry corner suite.

ANYA

Just a few days after we moved ya in!

BUFFY

It's no big. You know, with Mom not being well, I'm hardly ever here. Just figured I'd save a little cash for the semester, that's all.

WILLOW

I think that's smart.

XANDER

Still, it's hard to give up. You got the two entrances-- lot of opportunity for bawdy French farce. And everybody loves bawdy--

BUFFY

(concerned)
Where's Dawn?

RILEY

I think she just walked out.

BUFFY

Dawn!

Buffy heads for the door just as Dawn walks in.

DAWN

Some of your CDs are my CDs.

BUFFY

I know. Come help me fold.

Buffy moves over to the bed and lifts a box off and onto the floor, wincing in pain.

RILEY

Starting to feel that fight?

BUFFY

Nothing like gettin' your ass kicked to make your ass hurt.

DAWN

You'll totally take her next time.

XANDER

'Cause you'll have back-up, baby. She's messin' with all of us.

GILES

Yes, we'll find her weaknesses and then--

TARA

Yeah, you learn her source and we'll introduce her to her insect reflection. (off their puzzled looks) Um... that was funny if you studied Taglarin mythic rites (sotto) and are a complete dork.

RILEY

Huh. Then how come Xander didn't laugh?

XANDER

I don't know that Taglarin stuff.

Tara picks up a box and carries it out, feeling humiliated.

CUT TO:

INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- STEVENSON HALL-- CORRIDOR-- DAY

Tara meets Willow who's on her way back in.

WILLOW

Hey, you want to start taking stuff down to the car?

TARA

Yeah.

WILLOW

Okay.

Tara heads off down the hall with her box.

TARA

(sotto)
Stupid...
CUT TO:

INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- STEVENSON HALL-- BUFFY'S ROOM-- DAY

Willow looks over her shoulder to make sure Tara is out of earshot, then turns to the others.

WILLOW

Okay, guys. Now remember, you have to be at the Bronze by eight.

They all look confused.

BUFFY

Bronze?

WILLOW

Tomorrow night... Tara's birthday?

BUFFY

Right! Right.

ANYA

(to Xander)
We have to bring presents, right? Birth is a present thing?

XANDER

I got something picked out, yeah.

WILLOW

You guys can all still come, right? I mean, I know there's this new evil and all but...

BUFFY

No, no. We'll be there. I could definitely use a break from all this craziness.
CUT TO:

INT. SUNNYDALE GENERAL HOSPITAL-- EMERGENCY ROOM-- DAY

An INTERN wheels a woman into the Emergency Room strapped to a gurney and muttering incoherently. BEN approaches to assess the patient.

BEN

What's the story?

INTERN

Another crazy. Got her family out there.

BEN

Let me guess... no history of mental problems?

INTERN

Yeah. That makes like five this month.

BEN

They told me Sunnydale was going to be interesting...

INTERN

Aren't you off?

BEN

Yeah, as of now. Have fun.
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INT. SUNNYDALE GENERAL HOSPITAL-- LOCKER ROOM-- DAY

Ben enters, goes to his locker and changes out of his scrubs. Pan across the rows of lockers to reveal a LEI-ACH DEMON, silently stalking Ben. The demon's forked tongue flicks out intermittently as it moves stealthily toward him.

Suddenly, a hand shoots into frame and covers the demon's mouth. It's Glory.

GLORY

I need a favor.

She yanks the hapless demon back into the shadows.

CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- DAY

Anya hands a customer her package.

ANYA

(bubbly)
Thank you for coming. We value your patronage. Please come back again for more purchases!

GILES

Could we perhaps be a little less effusive, Anya? We don't want to frighten the people.

ANYA

I'm just so excited. They come in. I help them. They give us money in exchange for goods. You give me money for working for you. I have a place in the world now. I'm part of the system. (smiles) I'm a workin' gal.

GILES

Yes, well, why don't you start organizing the shipping orders.

ANYA

Oh, no. That's boring. I just want to do the money parts.

The door bell jingles and Buffy and Xander enter.

BUFFY

Well, sure I forgot about the party. There's kind of a lot going on. It's not, you know... the most thrilling social event of the season.

XANDER

Yeah. It's a big deal for Willow, though. I mean, you are going to be there?

BUFFY

Yeah. Barring monsters. (to Anya) Hey.

Anya waves and smiles at Xander.

ANYA

Hi!

XANDER

Give me sugar. I've come to buy sugar.

He embraces Anya and kisses her deeply.

ANYA

Mmmm... we value your patronage.

BUFFY

(to Giles)
So any breakthroughs on the identity of Miss Congeniality?

GILES

Well, I've narrowed it down some.

He indicates the reading table which is overflowing with thick books.

BUFFY

Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.

GILES

Well, you didn't give me much to go on. She looks human so the mug shots aren't any use. And you can't be more specific about what she's like?

BUFFY

She was kinda like Cordelia, actually. I'm pretty sure she dyes her hair.

GILES

Ah, yes, that one! Of course. Our work is done.

BUFFY

There must be something on her.

She sits down and picks a book off the stack.

XANDER

(melodramatic)
The answer's somewhere here. It's right in front of us and we're too blind to see it!

He bangs his fist dramatically on the table and Buffy and Giles roll their eyes.

XANDER

I'm helping. I'm reading. (whispers) I'm quiet.

They each turn to the books and start reading. It isn't long before Buffy's attention wanders.

BUFFY

So what'd you get her?

XANDER

Huh?

BUFFY

Tara. You said you got her present already.

XANDER

Yeah... that was a tangled web of lies, sweetie. I'm not really sure what kind of thing she'd... I mean, I don't really know her that well.

BUFFY

I know.

XANDER

I mean, she's nice.

BUFFY

Yeah! Yeah, nice. Nice... it's just... I sort of--

XANDER

I don't necessarily get her but she's really nice.

BUFFY

There's just that thing.

XANDER

That thing!

BUFFY

That thing of not understanding...

XANDER

Half of what she says?

BUFFY

As for example. But she's super nice!

XANDER

You betcha!

BUFFY

Think there'll be a lot of Wiccas there? Heavy Wiccan crowd?

XANDER

Well, that's sort of her deal. Her and Willow are all Wiccy. Swingin' with the Wiccan lifestyle.

BUFFY

Which is cool.

XANDER

Oh, yeah.

BUFFY

I just hope we fit in. Not awkward.

XANDER

With Willow, it's like she's got this... whole new thing in her life but she's still Willow so I can always figure her out. But Tara, I just know she likes Willow and she already has one of those.

Buffy shuts her book and moans with frustration.

BUFFY

I have a present-buying headache. Tara's damn birthday is just one too many things for me to worry about.

XANDER

Relax. You should take a few minutes. Train or stretch out.

He points to the back room.

XANDER

You should do something to work off the tension.
SMASH CUT TO:

INT. SPIKE'S CRYPT-- NIGHT

Buffy and SPIKE fight fiercely, hammering each other with one vicious blow after another. The battle rages until Spike throws Buffy into the stone wall of the crypt and snarls with rage.

SPIKE

You want me, Slayer? Come and get me!

BUFFY

Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming right now!

She launches herself at Spike as we

SMASH CUT TO:

INT. SPIKE'S CRYPT-- DAY

Spike and HARMONY in bed, having sex. Spike groans with pleasure as he and Harmony climax. Panting, Harmony smiles up at Spike.

HARMONY

What are you thinking?

SPIKE

All about you, baby.

She smiles and pulls him down on top of her.

HARMONY

Oh, you're my little lamb.
CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- DAY

Giles comes down the ladder from upstairs while Xander and Buffy continue their research.

GILES

Come up with anything yet?

XANDER

Well, candles, maybe. Or bath oils of some kind.

BUFFY

I saw a really cute sweater at Bloomy's but I think I want me to have it.

GILES

And you are talking about what on earth?

BUFFY

Tara's birthday. We're at a loss.

GILES

You're in a magick shop and you can't think what Tara would like. I believe you are both profoundly stupid.

XANDER

Well, we don't really know what kind of things witches like. I mean, what? Are we going to get her some cheesy crystal ball?

GILES

You bloody well better not. I've got mine already wrapped.

One of the browsing CUSTOMERs approaches the reading table and points at the books.

CUSTOMER

Are all these magick books?

GILES

Private collection. Books for sale are against the wall over there.

CUSTOMER

So all these books got spells in 'em? Turn people into frogs, things like that?

The group shares a bewildered look.

XANDER

Yeah, we're building a race of frog people. It's a good time.

CUSTOMER

So... you all witches or... Hey! Don't do a spell on me now.

GILES

Was there something in particular you were looking for?

The door opens and Willow and Tara enter in mid-conversation.

WILLOW

Her insect reflection! That is so good.

TARA

I just thought that'd be funny, you know, if her center of power was--

CUSTOMER

Well, what do you know? (off Tara's shocked look) What's the matter? You don't have a hug for your big brother?
FADE OUT

ACT II

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- DAY

Resume. Willow looks to Tara, surprised.

WILLOW

Brother?

TARA

Willow, this is Donny.

Willow extends her hand and DONNY shakes it, smiling.

DONNY

Nice to meet you.

TARA

(to Donny)
And these are my friends.

DONNY

What? All of you hang out? Wow. (to Tara) That's more people than you met in high school.

TARA

How did you find-- I mean, how come you came?

DONNY

Well, duh, birthday girl. We came down in the camper, been all over the campus.

TARA

We?

The door opens and MR. MACLAY, a severe-looking man in a black overcoat enters, followed by BETH, a young blond woman.

DONNY

(to Maclay)
Look what I found!

TARA

Dad. Hi.

Tara hesitantly goes over to him and awkwardly hugs him. Willow and the gang share a look of surprise at this strange turn of events.

MR. MACLAY

Well, here's my girl.

TARA

It's such a surprise.

MR. MACLAY

Yes.

TARA

(to Beth)
Cousin Beth...

BETH

Hey.

MR. MACLAY

One of your dorm-mates said I might find you here.

He looks pointedly at the gang.

TARA

Oh, these are friends. This is Mr. Giles. He runs the shop.

Willow is subtlely disappointed that Tara didn't introduce her to her father first.

GILES

How do you do.

MR. MACLAY

Pleasure. (to Tara) Well, I don't mean to interrupt your plans-- I know we've come on you kind of suddenly-- but I thought we could have dinner.

TARA

Okay.

MR. MACLAY

Why don't I pick you up at six and we'll... do some catching up.

TARA

Yes, sir.

Despite his cheerful demeanor, Maclay's eyes are hard and cold.

MR. MACLAY

(to others)
Forgive me for running out. We're double-parked.

Maclay, Donny and Beth turn and head for the exit. Donny waves as he goes.

DONNY

Nice to meet you all.

When they're gone, Willow smiles at Tara.

WILLOW

That's so weird. Your whole family.

TARA

Yeah.

WILLOW

They seem nice.

TARA

You know, they're okay. Families are always...

WILLOW

They make you crazy.

TARA

Usually. Want to get into research mode?

WILLOW

Sure.
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER/LIVING ROOM-- DAY

Buffy enters as Riley comes down the stairs.

BUFFY

Honey, I'm home.

RILEY

Did you have a good day at work?

BUFFY

It's a rat-race.

They kiss tenderly.

RILEY

I squared away the rest of your stuff. Wouldn't even know you ever left.

BUFFY

Oh, you're a god. You're like the god of boyfriends.

RILEY

Nah, I just like when you owe me favors.

BUFFY

Well, this earns you a big favor. There could be outfits.

RILEY

Oh... be still my heart.

As he leans in for another kiss, Dawn comes down the hall.

DAWN

See ya later.

BUFFY

Whoa! Whoa! Where do you think you're going?

DAWN

I'm going to Melinda's for dinner?

BUFFY

Since when?

DAWN

Nowish?

BUFFY

You can't. It's not safe for you to walk there.

DAWN

It's across the street. What's the big deal? I'm just going to go--

BUFFY

No. It's family night and besides, Melinda's a bad influence. I don't like you hanging out with someone that... short.

DAWN

I'm so glad you're moving back into the house. This is the source of my gladness.

Dawn shoots her sister a sour look and stalks off.

BUFFY

(to Riley)
She makes me crazy.

RILEY

(puzzled)
That's kinda the word I was searching for.

They sit down on the sofa next to each other.

BUFFY

What? She shouldn't be going over there.

RILEY

Yeah, a lot of young people nowadays are experimenting with shortness. Gotta nip that in the bud.

BUFFY

She can't be running out whenever she'd like.

RILEY

It's more than that.

BUFFY

What do you mean?

RILEY

You tell me.

BUFFY

We all have to be careful. This demon chick is... exciting and new... and I don't know what I'm up against.

RILEY

If we're in trouble here, I could contact Graham, maybe get the government boys on this.

BUFFY

No! I don't want them anywhere near this.

RILEY

Just a suggestion.

BUFFY

Look, the fewer people that are involved, the safer I will feel.

Riley shakes his head in frustration.

RILEY

Every time I think I'm getting closer to you... I gotta take off.

He gets up and heads for the door and Buffy goes after him.

BUFFY

Wait! What?

RILEY

I'll call you later.

BUFFY

Riley! I want you to help. I'm not--

RILEY

Yeah. I know you've got a lot on your mind. You decide you want to let me in on any of it, you let me know. I'll come running.

He walks out the door, leaving Buffy alone with her thoughts.

CUT TO:

INT. UC SUNNYDALE WOMEN'S DORM-- TARA'S ROOM-- DAY

Tara enters to find her father waiting for her in her room.

MR. MACLAY

The door wasn't locked. I was a little early.

He picks up one of Tara's crystals.

MR. MACLAY

I suppose you wanted me to see all these... toys. You don't even try to hide it anymore. I'd hoped maybe you'd gotten over the whole witchcraft thing. That if we let you go, you'd... get it out of your system. Then they told me to look for you in the... that store.

TARA

I didn't... I didn't know that you were coming.

MR. MACLAY

Of course we came. We hadn't heard from you in months. Your birthday's getting closer and closer. You know what that means.

Tara shakes her head.

TARA

I don't think it's... it won't mean that--

MR. MACLAY

You're turning twenty. It's the same age your mother was when she... (beat) Do your friends even know?

TARA

Y-yes.

MR. MACLAY

Are you lying to me?

Tara's eyes drop to the floor.

MR. MACLAY

Tara, you're coming home with us. You know it's the only way.

TARA

Home?

MR. MACLAY

You can't control what's going to happen. You have evil inside of you and it will come out... and letting yourself work all this magick is only going to make it worse. Where do you think that power comes from?

TARA

It... it doesn't feel evil. Sir.

MR. MACLAY

Evil never does. I don't feel much like eating right now. I'll give you some time but we need to be gone by morning.

He moves toward the door.

MR. MACLAY

Your family loves you, Tara. No matter what. How do you think your friends are going to feel when they see your true face?

He leaves Tara alone to ponder her future.

CUT TO:

INT. WALK-IN CLOSET-- DAY

CU on the Lei-Ach demon, unconscious and chained to a rack of clothes. A high- heeled shoe bounces off its head, then another. The demon awakens, snarling and struggling against the chains.

GLORY

(o.s.)
Finally. I thought you were going to nap the whole day away.

The demon growls menacingly at her.

GLORY

Stop whining. You know, I remember when the Lei-Ach were a proud warrior race, not sneaking around hospitals looking for weak sickly types to suck the bone marrow from. But! Let's talk about my problems for thirty seconds, if that's perfectly all right with you. Blonde. Short. Strong for a human. And massively rude! Broke my shoe, took my monk! Do you have any idea who I'm talking about?

The demon growls incoherently at Glory but she understands perfectly.

GLORY

A Slayer? Oh, god, please don't tell me I was fighting a Vampire Slayer. How unbelievably common. If I had friends and they heard about this... and you know she's going around telling everybody. I mean, she's probably just--

Glory suddenly leaps out of her chair and seizes the demon by the throat.

GLORY

Pay attention! I am great and I am beautiful and when I walk into a room, all eyes turn to me because my name is a holy name and you will listen!

She cups the demon's head in her hands, smiling.

GLORY

Get your friends. Find the girl. Kill the girl. Okay, baby?

The demon nods.

GLORY

You have the cutest little suppurating sores. Has anyone ever told you that?
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INT. UC SUNNYDALE WOMEN'S DORM-- TARA'S ROOM-- NIGHT

Tara sits, depressed, pondering all she's about to lose, when Willow walks in.

WILLOW

Hey.

TARA

Hey.

WILLOW

Was dinner fun?

Tara nods and stands to face her.

WILLOW

Well, there's Scooby-age afoot. Giles called a meeting about our spankin' new menace.

TARA

Oh. You should go. They don't need me for that. You can fill me in.

WILLOW

No. No, you have to come. This demon chick is supposed to be really powerful and I was thinking maybe we can try that spell, you know, the one to find demons?

TARA

That didn't work.

WILLOW

Yeah, but we only tried it once and I think I got some ingredients wrong.

TARA

Well, I'm tired. We can do it tomorrow?

WILLOW

Are you sure you don't want to--

TARA

Look, my family's here, okay? I can't just... not everything is about your friends and stuff.

Stung, Willow turns to go.

WILLOW

Sorry.

TARA

No! No, I mean... there's just so much going on. I'm just really tired.

WILLOW

Okay.

TARA

I'll see you in the morning. You can fill me in.

WILLOW

Great. We'll be demon hunters.

Willow opens the door and leaves. When she's gone, Tara turns to her desk, picks up one of her spellbooks and starts flipping through it.

CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- NIGHT

The shop is closed to the public and the gang is gathered around the reading table. Dawn stands near a bookshelf in the back of the store, perusing a book. Willow bustles in and takes her seat.

WILLOW

Hey! Am I late? Did I miss any exposition?

GILES

No, no. Nothing earth-shattering to relate. I just had a few thoughts and wanted to make sure that we're all on the same page.

DAWN

(to Buffy; re: book)
Can I buy one of these?

BUFFY

No.

DAWN

With my own money?

BUFFY

I let you come. Now sit down and look studious.

Dawn reluctantly goes to the table and sits down with the others. While Giles conducts his briefing, we move toward the back of the store to reveal Tara hiding in the shadows.

GILES

Now first of all, I want to talk to you about safety. Now this creature could be--

BUFFY

Will be.

GILES

Will be coming after Buffy and possibly all of us...

Giles' voice fades out as we focus on Tara.

TARA

(whispers)
Blind Cadria, desolate queen, work my will upon them all, your curse upon them, my obeisance to you.

She lifts her hand to her mouth and blows a handful of dust into the room. The dust transforms into an orange mist whose tendrils snake toward the group gathered around the table.

GILES

Now I may have a lead on this monk Buffy spoke of. There are a few orders that I've read up on--

The mist splits into six strands and each strand simultaneously shoots into each person's eyes. They all flinch and look at each other in confusion.

GILES

I'm sorry. Where was I?

BUFFY

The monk.

GILES

Yes, I'd like us all to start looking at these orders. It's possible whichever one this monk belonged to was wiped out entirely.

Satisfied her spell has worked, Tara slips back into the shadows.

FADE OUT

ACT III

INT. WILLY'S PLACE-- NIGHT

Willy's Demon Bar. Pan across various people and demons drinking at tables, chatting quietly. The BARTENDER paces behind the bar. He talks to a customer off screen as he pours him a drink.

BARTENDER

You shouldn't be coming in here. You got a rep with these monsters. But you come in here... night after night. Are you lookin' to get killed?

Reveal Riley sitting on a bar stool, watching the bartender pour.

RILEY

I come for the ambiance. What can I say? This place just reeks of class.

Riley downs his shot with a grimace.

BARTENDER

Yeah, well, if Willy was here--

RILEY

Well, Willy's not here. Hit me.

The bartender scowls and pours.

SANDY

Drinking alone?

SANDY, a beautiful brunette woman with a low-cut blouse sits down next to Riley.

SANDY

It's not a good sign.

RILEY

So they tell me. I buy you a drink, neither one of us has that problem any more, now do we?

SANDY

Vodka tonic.

RILEY

(to bartender)
Vodka tonic.

The bartender puts a napkin in front of Sandy and walks off.

SANDY

(to Riley)
I'm Sandy.

RILEY

Riley.

SANDY

This place is such a dive.

RILEY

No, no, it's great. You just have to close your eyes, plug up your nostrils, it's fine.

SANDY

We could go somewhere else. Someplace more... private.

Riley sighs and stares off into the distance.

RILEY

Oh, Sandy, Sandy. It's no good. My heart belongs to another. Besides, I don't go out with vampires.

Sandy shoots him a sour look and uses her straw to stab at the ice in her drink.

RILEY

Never interested in my intellect.
CUT TO:

INT. SPIKE'S CRYPT-- NIGHT

Spike sits in his armchair holding a mannequin head with a long blonde wig, caressing its cheek. The door opens and he quickly hides the head under his chair as Harmony enters, carrying several shopping bags.

HARMONY

Hi, baby!

SPIKE

Hello, sweetbreads. Have fun?

HARMONY

It was so exciting. You wouldn't believe it. I went to April Fool's and absolutely everything was on sale.

SPIKE

You paid for it?

HARMONY

Oh, no. I just killed the clerk. Still, a bargain's a bargain.

Spike can't believe how vapid she is.

HARMONY

Oh, I ran into Carol Beets. You know. She sired Brandon, Brandon from the sewer gang... and she said the Lei-Ach demon was recruiting his brethren to kill the Slayer!

She suddenly has Spike's full attention.

SPIKE

How's that?

HARMONY

Apparently, he got recruited by some big nether-wig and now he's on a mission. You think they might actually do it? Kill her?

SPIKE

God, that would be... pleasant.

HARMONY

Well, if they do, I think we should do something... like a gift basket or something.

Spike leaps up and grabs his jacket.

HARMONY

Where are you going?

SPIKE

To get a decent seat. If the Slayer's going to die... I'm going to watch.
CUT TO:

EXT. UC SUNNYDALE-- CAMPUS COMMONS-- NIGHT

Tara walks across campus and stops when she sees her cousin Beth approaching. Beth looks surprised and pleased.

BETH

Tara.

TARA

Beth, what are you--?

BETH

I was looking for you.

TARA

I'm sorry we didn't get to have dinner.

BETH

I just... wanted to see if everything was okay. See if you needed any help with anything... packing.

TARA

Beth, I'm not... I'm not coming back with you.

BETH

You're not?

TARA

I don't think so.

BETH

You... selfish bitch.

Tara is shocked.

TARA

What?

BETH

You don't care the slightest bitty bit about your family, do you? Your dad's been worried sick about you every day since you've been gone. There's a house that needs taking care of... Donny

and your dad having to do for themselves while you're down here living god knows what kind of lifestyle. I can't wait till your little friends find out the truth about you. And they will, you know. No matter how innocent you act, they'll see.

TARA

No, they won't.

BETH

They will. Unless you do some kind of spell on them... (off Tara's look) You did!

TARA

No!

BETH

You did something to them. I'm telling your father.

She starts to turn away but Tara grabs her by the arm.

TARA

No! No, it wasn't anything!

BETH

You think you can just go around cursing people? Your dad's going to pop.

TARA

It was just so they wouldn't see. So they wouldn't see the demon part of me. Please don't tell Dad. It's harmless.
CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- TRAINING ROOM-- NIGHT

Buffy stretches on the mat.

CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- NIGHT

Willow takes a book off a shelf then goes to answer a knock at the door.

WILLOW

Tara?

She opens the door to reveal three Lei-Ach demons leering at her. But Willow doesn't see them at all. She looks around in confusion, then closes the door and turns away.

WILLOW

(to herself)
I thought I heard something.

She shrugs and goes back the bookshelf.

Outside, the lead Lei-Ach demon grins malevolently.

FADE OUT

ACT IV

EXT. UC SUNNYDALE-- CAMPUS COMMONS-- NIGHT

Tara sits on a bench, absorbing Beth's angry words.

BETH

Don't you see how out of control you are? You've been lying to these people for a year and now you've put a spell on them. Is that right? Is that a human thing to do? Now, I'm telling your father. If he doesn't force you to come home-- and I think he should-- I know he's going to tell your friends the truth. If I were you, I'd tell them first. And then I'd tell them goodbye.
CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- NIGHT

Dawn plays with a glass snow-ball as a Lei-Ach demon skulks behind her. She doesn't notice a thing. Another demon walks toward the reading table where Anya is stacking books.

ANYA

Do I get paid overtime for this?

She stands up and walks past the demon, not noticing it.

GILES

Certainly not. Dawn, would you close the door?

Giles, Willow and Xander are oblivious to the demons moving among them as well.

DAWN

I didn't open it.

The lead demon turns, sniffs, and extends its tongue as it moves off toward the training room in the rear of the store.

CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- TRAINING ROOM-- NIGHT

Buffy works out hard, punching a bag. She pauses to stretch as the demons walk in behind her. Buffy frowns and looks toward the door.

Buffy's POV: an empty room.

Buffy turns back to the punching bag as the lead demon moves behind her.

Suddenly Buffy whirls around and blocks the demon's blow. She can't see it but she knows it's there and fights ferociously. She falls to the floor, struggling, with the demon on top of her.

BUFFY

Giles!

Buffy pushes at the invisible creature bearing down on her.

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INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- NIGHT

Giles gets up from his desk at Buffy's cry for help.

BUFFY

(o.s.)
Something's in here!

Xander gets up as well and rushes toward the back. One of the demons stops him before he reaches the doorway and Xander grapples with his unseen opponent.

Willow stares in confusion as Dawn runs over to Giles.

Xander flies backward as the demon throws him. He lands on his back on the floor, holding his neck, trying to pry loose the demon's hands as it chokes him. Willow picks up a chair as Anya comes out from behind the counter with an antique magnifying glass raised as a weapon.

Willow brings the chair down hard and it connects with nothingness. Xander gasps for air as the blow breaks the demon's hold on his neck.

ANYA

Where'd it go?

Willow looks around, frightened, then suddenly flies backward and lands on a display table with a bone-jarring crash.

Giles pushes Dawn toward his desk.

GILES

Under there. Go.

DAWN

Willow?

Dawn looks with concern at her friend as she crawls under the desk.

CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- TRAINING ROOM-- NIGHT

As Buffy wrestles with the first demon, Spike enters through the rear door, grinning, as Buffy breaks the demon's grasp and shoves it off of her. She stands up and a second demon seizes her around the waist from behind. Spike stops grinning as the first demon gets up, then he rolls his eyes in exasperation and hurries forward. He tackles the first demon and yanks it aside, landing on the floor on his back with the demon on top of him.

Buffy punches the second demon over her shoulder, then flips it and runs it into the wall headfirst. It crumples to the floor, dead.

Buffy's POV: the training room is empty. She rushes toward the sound of struggle coming from the shop.

Spike lies on the floor with the demon in a stranglehold.

SPIKE

You're welcome!

As Buffy exits, the demon punches Spike in the face.

CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- NIGHT

Buffy enters the shop area and rushes forward.

ANYA

Where'd it go?

She swings her weapon about randomly.

Giles suddenly reels backward from an unseen punch.

Anya retreats behind the counter and lifts her weapon cautiously.

XANDER

It's over there!

GILES

How many are there?

ANYA

I've already been injured once this month!

BUFFY

Shut up!

Silence as Buffy looks around, extending her senses.

The front door opens and Tara enters, anxious.

TARA

Buffy, behind you!

A demon stands immediately behind Buffy. She turns as it reaches for her and throws her onto the table. She rolls off the other side of the table and onto the floor.

CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- TRAINING ROOM-- NIGHT

The demon punches Spike in the face several times; he careens backward into the wall. As he recovers, he notices a rack of weapons hanging on the wall near him and grabs a wickedly sharp hook. The demon rushes at Spike but he kicks it and it falls to the floor. Spike raises the weapon and buries it in the demon's back.

CUT TO:

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- NIGHT

Buffy stands up, looking around frantically.

BUFFY

Tara, where is it? Can you see it?

TARA

Oh, god.

Tara realizes that her spell has blinded the gang to all demons, not just herself. She rushes forward as the demon punches Buffy full in the face, drops her eyes and concentrates.

TARA

Blind Cadria, lift your veil. Give evil form... and break my spell.

Buffy's eyes flash with light and suddenly she can see the demon, rushing at Tara. It hits Tara in the face and she goes down in a heap. The creature turns back to Buffy. No longer at a disadvantage, Buffy lays into it, pounding it down with one tremendous blow after another.

Mr. Maclay enters the shop, followed by Donny and Beth.

MR. MACLAY

Tara!

The demon looks up and charges Mr. Maclay. He staggers backward and trips, falling backward to the floor. Buffy trips the demon and it falls, its head resting on a stair riser. She plants one foot on the back of its neck and, using the riser as leverage, twists her foot, snapping its neck with a crunch.

Mr. Maclay stares at the dead demon in utter shock.

Dawn peers out from under the desk as Giles gives her his hand and helps her up.

MR. MACLAY

What in god's name is that?

Spike staggers out of the back room.

SPIKE

Lei-Ach demon. Fun little buggers. Big with the marrow-sucking.

Mr. Maclay gets up and stares down at Tara who sits on the floor, head hanging in shame.

MR. MACLAY

I don't understand.

Buffy folds her arms and stares hard at Tara as well.

BUFFY

I'm not sure I do either.

TARA

I'm sorry. I'm s-s-so sorry. I was... I was trying to hide.

Willow comes forward and kneels beside Tara.

TARA

I didn't want you to see... what I am.

WILLOW

Tara, what?

BUFFY

What do you mean, what you are?

Tara tries to speak but can't.

MR. MACLAY

Demon. The women in our family have demon in them. Her mother had it. That's where the magick comes from.

Tara looks down as Willow stares at her in surprise.

MR. MACLAY

We came to take her home before... well, before things like this started happening.

GILES

(to Tara)
You cast a spell on us to keep us from seeing your demon side. (to Buffy) That's why we couldn't see our attackers.

Buffy looks over at Dawn.

BUFFY

Nearly got us killed.

Tara scrambles to her feet.

TARA

I'll go. (to Buffy) I'm very sorry.

MR. MACLAY

The camper's outside.

Willow grabs Tara's arm, stopping her.

WILLOW

Wait! Go? I... she just did a spell that went wrong. It was just a mistake.

MR. MACLAY

That's not the point and it's not your concern. She belongs with us. We know how to control her... problem.

Willow looks at Tara in distress.

WILLOW

Tara... look at me. I trusted you more than anyone in my life. Was all that just a lie?

Tears stream down Tara's face now.

TARA

No!

WILLOW

Well, do you want to leave?

MR. MACLAY

It's not your decision, young lady.

Willow turns on him, fire in her eyes.

WILLOW

I know that! (soft, to Tara) Do you want to leave?

Tara shakes her head, crying.

MR. MACLAY

You're going to do what's right, Tara. Now, I'm taking you out of here before somebody does get killed. (to others) The girl belongs with her family. I hope that's clear to the rest of you.

BUFFY

It is.

Buffy narrows her eyes at Tara for a moment, then turns to face Maclay.

BUFFY

You want her, Mr. Maclay? You can go ahead and take her.

Tara drops her eyes; this is what she expected. Maclay nods with satisfaction.

BUFFY

You just gotta go through me.

Tara looks up in shock.

MR. MACLAY

What?

BUFFY

You heard me.

Buffy stares him down.

BUFFY

You want to take Tara out of here against her will? You gotta come through me.

Dawn moves to stand beside her sister and gives Maclay a steely look.

DAWN

And me!

A smile breaks across Tara's face.

MR. MACLAY

Is this a joke? I'm not going to be threatened by two little girls.

DAWN

You don't want to mess with us.

BUFFY

She's a hair-puller.

Giles walks up behind the two girls.

GILES

And you're not just dealing with two little girls.

Tara can't believe what's happening.

XANDER

You're dealing with all of us.

SPIKE

Except me.

XANDER

Except Spike.

SPIKE

I don't care what happens.

MR. MACLAY

This is insane. You people have no right to interfere with Tara's affairs. We are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?

Giles, Dawn, Buffy, Willow, Xander, and Anya surround Tara protectively.

BUFFY

We're family.

Tara's tears are tears of joy now. Willow smiles at her with love.

Maclay is furious.

DONNY

Dad... you gonna let 'em just...? Tara, if you don't get in that car, I swear by god I will beat you down.

XANDER

(hard)
And I swear by your full and manly beard, you're going to break something trying.

Donny looks at Xander, realizes he's not joking, and turns away, cowed.

BETH

Well. I hope you'll all be happy hanging out with a disgusting demon.

Anya raises her hand.

ANYA

Excuse me. What kind?

BETH

What?

ANYA

What kind of demon is she? There's a lot of different kinds. Some are very, very evil. And some have been considered to be useful members of society.

She smiles proudly at Xander who puts his arm around her.

BETH

Well, I... I... what does it matter?

MR. MACLAY

Evil is evil.

ANYA

Well, let's just narrow it down.

SPIKE

Oh... why don't I make this simple?

He walks up to Tara and taps her on the shoulder. When she turns, he punches her square in the nose.

Both Tara and Spike reel backward in pain. Tara grabs her nose, Spike his head.

SPIKE

Ow!

WILLOW

(angry)
Hey! (realizes) Hey...

Tara holds her nose.

TARA

He hit my nose!

WILLOW

And it hurt! Him, I mean.

Tara looks at her in surprise.

BUFFY

(to Maclay)
And that only works on humans.

SPIKE

There's no demon in there. That's just a family legend, am I right? Just a bit of spin to keep the ladies in line. Oh, you're a piece of work. (beat) I like you.

TARA

(to Willow)
I'm not a demon.

WILLOW

(smiles)
You're not a demon.

TARA

He hurt my nose.

WILLOW

Aww.

SPIKE

(to Tara)
Yeah, you're welcome.

Having had enough, Spike stalks off.

GILES

Mr. Maclay, I would say your business here is finished.

MR. MACLAY

Tara. For eighteen years your family has taken care of you and supported you. If you want to turn your back--

TARA

Dad... just go.

Maclay scowls, then turns and heads for the door. Donny follows as Maclay pauses at the door.

MR. MACLAY

(disgusted)
Magick.

Beth gives Tara a withering look.

BETH

Are you happy now?

A slow smile spreads across Tara's face as we

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. THE BRONZE-- NIGHT

Tara's birthday party. People talk in groups. Xander hands Tara a drink. Willow laughs at Xander's joke. Dawn races through the crowd and Buffy stops her. Willow blows bubbles while Tara opens her presents, admiring a crystal ball from Giles. Dawn runs over to Tara, holding a broom with a red bow tied around the handle. The gang hangs out, talking, playing pool.

CUT TO:

Buffy leans against a post, watching the action with a smile. Behind her, the door opens and Riley enters, a gift box under his arm. He approaches Buffy.

RILEY

Sorry I'm late.

BUFFY

(smiles)
You came.

RILEY

Of course I came.

They kiss.

CUT TO:

Tara talks to Anya, who wears a party hat.

TARA

No, see, 'cause your insect reflection represents your insignificance in terms of the karmic cycle.

Anya nods, understanding, then ponders for a moment.

ANYA

But it's still not funny.
CUT TO:

Xander, Buffy, Dawn and Giles talk together. Riley brings three blue plastic cups from the bar and gives one to Buffy and one to Giles. Xander already has a one. Dawn watches the crowd, fascinated.

DAWN

This place is so cool. Except I have to wear this stupid stamp on my hand.

XANDER

That's to keep you from boozing it up.

DAWN

Oh, please. Only losers drink alcohol.

A beat as the others guiltily lower their cups to the table.

CUT TO:

Tara and Anya.

ANYA

So what's an eagle reflection?

TARA

Umm...

Willow approaches, smiling.

WILLOW

My dance?

She takes Tara's hand and leads her onto the dance floor as a slow song starts. They sway slowly to the music together.

WILLOW

Good birthday?

TARA

Best birthday.

WILLOW

I still can't believe you didn't tell me about your family and all that.

TARA

I was just afraid if you saw the kind of people I came from, you wouldn't want to be anywhere near me.

WILLOW

See... that's where you're a dummy. I think about what you grew up with and then I look at what you are. It makes me proud. It makes me love you more.

TARA

Every time I-- even when I'm at my worst... you always make me feel special. How do you do that?

WILLOW

Magick.

They embrace, putting their heads on each other's shoulders and swaying to the music. Pull back as Tara and Willow slowly rise off the dance floor, floating in air, floating in bliss.

FADE TO BLACK
END