Spiral

[Transcript of "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" episode Spiral at buffyology.com.]

Prologue

INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- WOMEN'S DORM-- TARA'S ROOM-- DAY

Resume. BUFFY and DAWN are frozen in shock at the sight of GLORY standing amid the crumbled remains of Tara's dorm room wall while TARA looks up in awe at Dawn, amazed at the sight her troubled mind is allowing her to see: the Key in its natural state.

Buffy suddenly whirls, grabs Dawn by the hand and runs straight through the closed door into the hallway beyond.

Glory laughs and starts after them but WILLOW holds up a hand and suddenly Glory can't move. Willow wraps her other arm around Tara and casts a spell in Latin. Glory is hurled backward through sheer force of Willow's will.

Willow gathers up Tara and runs out after Buffy.

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INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- WOMEN'S DORM-- LOBBY-- DAY

Buffy and Dawn dash through the lobby of the building. It is full of students walking, talking, reading, etc. Buffy pulls Dawn through the doors and out into the warm afternoon sunlight.

Behind them, Glory smashes right through the wall into the lobby. Frightened students scramble out of her way as the determined hell-god takes a bead on Buffy and Dawn fleeing across campus.

She smiles and runs after them with superhuman speed, moving so fast she's nothing but a blur.

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EXT. UC SUNNYDALE-- CAMPUS QUAD-- DAY

Buffy drags Dawn run across grassy quad as fast as she can but Dawn is not a Slayer and has a hard time keeping up.

DAWN

Buffy!

BUFFY

We have to keep moving!

DAWN

I can't!

Dawn falls to the ground. Frustrated and desperate, Buffy hauls her back up and scoops her sister into her arms. She jumps over a park bench and continues running, heading for the street.

Behind them, Glory streaks toward them, gaining with the speed of a cruise missile.

Buffy staggers to a halt with Dawn in her arms as Glory suddenly appears in the street in front of them. Buffy realizes it's futile to run, futile to fight. She lets Dawn slide out of her arms and stares down Glory with as much courage as she can muster.

GLORY

I really hate it when people touch my things. (to Buffy) Last words, slay-runt?

Buffy suddenly smiles, her fear evaporates.

BUFFY

Just one: truck.

Glory glances to her right-- too late-- just as a massive semi-tractor-trailer truck blasts its air horn and smashes into her head on.

Seizing the advantage, Buffy takes Dawn and runs off before Glory can recover.

Glory flies 50 feet across an adjacent parking lot and lands on her back on top of a parked car, caving the roof in.

Her clothes are tattered but she's unharmed otherwise. She starts to sit up, then stops with a jerk.

GLORY

No! Not now, you idiot! Let go--

Her body morphs and suddenly Glory is gone. Lying on the car in Glory's clothes, BEN looks around in confusion.

BEN

--of my body!

He rolls off the car onto the ground, looking around nervously.

BEN

Oh, god.

Opening credit sequence.

ACT I

INT. XANDER'S APARTMENT-- DAY

Dawn stands in the center of the group, telling the story. She's excited, obviously proud of her big sister. GILES, ANYA, Willow, XANDER and Tara listen intently to the tale. Buffy stands silently off to the side, staring out the window.

DAWN

And then whoosh! All of a sudden Glory's standing right there in front of us, all skanky and blonde and thinkin' she's all that just 'cause some bumpy-heads kiss her stinky feet... (beat) She does have nice feet. And she's coming right at us and Buffy's just standing there, not even blinking, like "bring it on!" and then, wham! Hell-bitch in orbit.

XANDER

Go, Buff!

GILES

(smiles)
I knew you'd best Glory eventually. I mean, all our years of training--

BUFFY

A truck hit her.

GILES

Oh.

ANYA

You threw it at her?

DAWN

Well, no. She more kind of waited for it to hit Glory. But then Buffy ran really fast and we got away.

BUFFY

I don't know how we got away. That truck couldn't have slowed her down for more than a second.

GILES

Well, "how" isn't important. All that matters is that the two of you are safe.

Buffy scoffs and turns to him.

BUFFY

Safe? (angry) We've barely been able to manage not getting seriously dead every time we've crossed paths with Glory. Now that she knows that Dawn is the Key?

Giles and Dawn look away, knowing she's right.

GILES

There must be something in the Book of Tarnis that we've missed, something we can use against Glory.

ANYA

Piano!

XANDER

Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time! No wait, that was a rocket launcher. (to Anya) An, what are you talking about?

ANYA

We should drop a piano on her. Well, it always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment.

GILES

(rolls his eyes)
Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing tunnel on the side of a mountain. Let's just keep thinking, everyone. (to Buffy) Perhaps we should reassemble at the magick shop, see if there's anything--

BUFFY

We can't fight her.

GILES

Well not yet, no, but--

BUFFY

No, not ever. She's too strong, Giles. We're not going to win this with stakes or spells or pulling out some uranium power core. She's a god and she's coming for us. So let's just not be here when she starts knocking.

ANYA

Run away? (beat) Finally, a sensible plan.

XANDER

That's not what she meant. (to Buffy) Is it?

BUFFY

Well, we can't stay here! She'll just kill us off one by one until there's no one left standing between her and Dawn.

GILES

Buffy, we all understand the severity of the situation but there must be another way.

BUFFY

(harsh)
No. We stay, we die. Show of hands for that option. (beat) All right. Nobody goes home, nobody tells anybody we're leaving. Just pack up whatever supplies we need and that's it, we're gone.

DAWN

Cool. Don't have to study for that geometry test.

XANDER

What about wheels? I don't think everybody's going to fit in the Xandermobile.

BUFFY

Just get your stuff together. I'll handle the rest.
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INT. GLORY'S APARTMENT-- DAY

Ben walks down the stairs into the main room, changed into his normal clothes. He's followed closely by a female minion, GRONX. The minion holds Glory's truck-mangled dress and frets over it.

GRONX

This is terrible. I'll never be able to mend this.

BEN

Not really my color anyway.

GRONX

Oh, yes. Inappropriate humor. Most amusing. Don't suppose you know what led to this sartorial tragedy?

BEN

That's not how it works, you know that.

GRONX

Yes, of course. I just thought maybe after her magnificent incandescence was returned to this manly and... painfully handsome assemblage, you might have noticed something interesting? A Key in human form, perhaps? Lounging about unattended?

BEN

If I did, do you really think I would tell you?

GRONX

Why do you insist on fighting the inevitable? No one can stand against her blindingly scrumptious luminescence.

BEN

Glory. Her name is Glory and she's your god, you little scab, not mine.

GRONX

With all due respect-- and fear of sharp objects-- you exist, sir, only because of her divine greatness.

BEN

You mean her divine failure, don't you?

Gronx squints angrily at him but Ben doesn't care.

BEN

I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal.

GRONX

We play the hand we're dealt.

BEN

Nothing's mine, is it? This life, this body, it's all infected. The only thing I ever cared about, she's taken away from me. You know why I wanted to be a doctor?

GRONX

Flattering drawstring pants?

BEN

To be close to people. To witness their lives and their deaths, to be there alongside them, a part of everyday humanity. (sigh) Maybe it's the drugs.

GRONX

Drugs, sir?

BEN

Find the right combination, keep her buried where she belongs.

GRONX

Impossible! Her magnificence can never be fully contained! She is a perfect, all-encompassing light, one you should feel honored to be bathed in.

BEN

Oh, yeah, I'm thrilled. Especially with the part where she gets her Key back and I cease to exist.

GRONX

True, this oh-so-appealing form will of necessity be shrugged off.

BEN

Not if I get the Key first.

GRONX

And if you did... what then? Could you do it? Take a human life with your own hands? Oblivion is such a small inconvenience in the service of a deity. Accept your fate. I mean, you said it yourself. This life was never really yours anyway, was it?

BEN

It doesn't matter how I came by it. It's mine. And I plan on keeping it.
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EXT. SUNNYDALE CITY STREET-- DAY

Willow and Tara sit on a street bench while Giles, Anya, and Xander stand with their bags, watching cars go by.

ANYA

Anybody else feel that?

WILLOW

What?

ANYA

Cold draft of paralyzing fear.

GILES

We just need to stay calm.

WILLOW

(skeptical)
Calm, right.

XANDER

Hey, we gotta be like Sergeant Rock. Cool and collected in the face of overwhelming odds.

ANYA

Overwhelming? How much more than whelming would that be exactly?

GILES

Look, everything will be all right. We just need to stay here calmly. As soon as Buffy arrives--

Giles breaks off as a large Winnebago motor home pulls up and screeches to a halt in front of them. The windows are covered with aluminum foil. The door swings open.

GILES

--we'll feel oddly worse.

They all grab their stuff and climb into the RV.

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INT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

Willow and Anya look around curiously as they sit with Tara around the small kitchen table. Buffy is there already, studying maps.

Giles glances at the driver's seat, then does a double-take. SPIKE sits there wearing a large pair of black welder's goggles.

GILES

(to Buffy)
What's he doing here?

SPIKE

Just out for a jaunt. Thought I'd swing by and say howdy.

GILES

Out.

BUFFY

He's here because we need him.

XANDER

The hell we do.

BUFFY

If Glory finds us, he's the only one besides me that has any chance of protecting Dawn.

XANDER

Buffy, come on--

BUFFY

(angry)
Look, this isn't a discussion! He stays. Get over it.

She takes one of the maps and storms into the back room, slamming the door. Dawn watches her anxiously. Spike grins at Giles' baleful glare.

SPIKE

Buckle up, kids. Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.

Spike drops the RV into gear and begins driving. Everyone clutches the walls and each other for balance.

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INT. SUNNYDALE HOSPITAL-- PSYCH WARD-- DAY

A NURSE hands a clipboard and pen to a guy wearing a baseball cap.

NURSE

Sign here.

H signs his name: DANTE.

Two other guys stand behind him, also wearing baseball caps.

NURSE

Okay, that should do it.

Dante nods and turns to the other men. They start to walk off. The taller man is ORLANDO, one of Glory's victims. He stares blankly ahead of him.

DANTE

(to third guy)
See. Did I not tell you how easy it would be for us to--

NURSE

Hey!

The men stop walking as the nurse comes out from behind her counter. Dante and the other man exchange a look. The second man begins to pull a dagger out of his jacket. The nurse comes over to them.

NURSE

My pen?

Dante smiles and hands her the pen. She takes it and goes back to her desk as the other man puts away his dagger. He and Dante lead Orlando away.

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EXT. SUNNYDALE FOREST-- DAY

Dante, Orlando, and the third knight move carefully down a slight rise. Orlando looks around at the sunny sky and the trees with wonder.

ORLANDO

The trees are singing water.

Dante ignores him and looks around. Rustling noises emanate from the bushes. The two knights watch as a man emerges from the bushes wearing battle armor. GENERAL GREGOR has the mark of the Knights of Byzantium on his forehead and several long scars running down the side of his face.

GENERAL GREGOR

You have him.

DANTE

Yes, general.

Dante and the other man remove their baseball caps, revealing the marks on their foreheads as well.

DANTE

Our brother has returned to the fold.

GENERAL GREGOR

Welcome home, Orlando. I swear by my sword your sacrifice will not go unavenged.

Orlando seems fascinated by an amulet hanging around the general's neck. He reaches out to touch it.

ORLANDO

Shiny.

GENERAL GREGOR

Yes, I suppose it is.

ORLANDO

Pretty little girl, she's shiny too.

GENERAL GREGOR

(to Dante)
Watch him, make sure he's comfortable.

ORLANDO

So shiny. Pretty little shiny Key.

GENERAL GREGOR

The Key? You've seen it?

ORLANDO

Pretty little shiny girl.

Gregor and Dante stare at Orlando.

GENERAL GREGOR

The monks, they've made it human.

DANTE

We know the Slayer's protecting the Key. If what Orlando says is true...

Gregor turns back to the bushes. In the background, a phalanx of knights stand in formation, some on foot, some on horseback.

GENERAL GREGOR

Prepare to advance!

KNIGHT

Yes, sir.

GENERAL GREGOR

(to Dante)
We end this now.
FADE OUT

ACT II

INT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

The RV has left the city and is now on the highway in open desert with Giles driving. Dawn, Willow, Tara, Anya, and Xander sit around the table. Spike sits on the floor beside Dawn, looking irritated. Willow studies a spell book.

ANYA

Shouldn't somebody be asking, "Are we there yet?" (to Xander) Isn't that what small entertaining children do?

Xander doesn't reply. He looks ill.

DAWN

That kinda only works if you know where you're going.

Xander groans softly.

ANYA

Do we know where we're going yet?

SPIKE

We'd already be somewhere if Captain Slowpoke would give up the wheel. (to Giles) Hey! Gramps! Bloody step on it!

GILES

Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power.

XANDER

Is anybody else queasy?

ANYA

(to Willow)
He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

SPIKE

(to Dawn)
I should've nicked that Porsche I had my eye on. There's just enough room for me, you and big sis.

Xander shoots Spike a queasy glare.

SPIKE

What?

XANDER

Would you give it a rest or...

SPIKE

Or what? You're going to toss your cookies on my shoes?

XANDER

Or you can be undead man walking. See how fast you can hitch a ride with a flaming thumb.

SPIKE

Fine. Shrimp.

Xander gags, gets up and stumbles to the front and falls into the passenger seat beside Giles.

XANDER

That guy is bloodsuckin' the last nerve right outta me.

GILES

Well, Buffy has a point. In a confrontation, Spike may prove... useful.

XANDER

I don't know if Buffy's thinking too clear on that one or anything else right now. I've never seen her so...

GILES

She's been through more than her fair share of late. She just needs a chance to catch her breath, regroup. She'll be all right.

XANDER

Yeah. She'll... yeah.

Dawn peers over Willow's shoulder.

DAWN

Any luck?

WILLOW

If you define luck as the absence of success, plenty. There's a couple barrier spells but they only work on a fixed locus. Haven't found anything that'll work while we're still moving.

TARA

(re: Dawn)
So pretty. Can I have one?

Tara tries to reach past Willow to touch Dawn. Willow gently pushes Tara's arm back.

WILLOW

(to Tara)
Come on.

DAWN

Anyone hungry?

ANYA

Oh! Snacks! The secret to any successful migration.

Anya reaches into her backpack and pulls out a frying pan.

ANYA

Who's up for some tasty fried meat products?

She holds up a can of Spam. No one looks interested. Tara reaches over to the window and opens the blinds. Sunlight streams in, hitting Spike's hand.

SPIKE

Hey! Ah!

Spike leaps away from the table as Willow pulls Tara back from the window.

WILLOW

Tara, no! What did I tell you?

Tara cries softly and Willow pulls her head to her chest to comfort her. She looks over at Spike.

WILLOW

I'm sorry. She didn't mean to.

Spike nods, understanding.

WILLOW

She doesn't know what she's doing.

DAWN

We know.

SPIKE

No biggie. Look, the skin's already stopped smoking. (to Tara) You go ahead and play peek-a-boo with Mr. Sunshine all you like. It keeps the ride from getting boring.

TARA

(upset)

All the light is gone!

WILLOW

No, shh, baby. The light's still outside, okay?

TARA

All dark. All dark.
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INT. SUNNYDALE HOSPITAL-- PSYCH WARD-- DAY

The patients-- Glory's victims-- are strapped down in their beds. As if on cue, they all begin chanting the phrase "all dark" over and over. After a while, the chant changes to "soon, soon".

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INT. GLORY'S APARTMENT-- DAY

Candles are set out on the floor amid symbols written in red dirt. Gronx and MURK sit on the floor casting runestones onto the symbols.

GRONX

It's coming. The signs are in alignment and soon victory will be in our grasp. All we need do is seize the moment... and squeeze until it bleeds.
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EXT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

The RV limps through the desert, its tired engine straining.

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INT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

Buffy sits in the back room, leaning against the wall. The door opens and Dawn peeks in.

DAWN

Hey. I think Anya's going to try to cook. Want to come watch the tears and recriminations?

BUFFY

(smiles)
Maybe later.

Dawn looks meaningfully at Buffy.

DAWN

Thanks.

BUFFY

For what?

DAWN

You know. Pretty much everything.

BUFFY

Yeah. I'm doing a great job.

DAWN

You are.

BUFFY

I'm the Slayer. The Chosen One. All mythic and defendery. Evil nasties are supposed to flee from me. Not the other way around.

DAWN

You're not fleeing. You're... moving at a brisk pace.

BUFFY

Quaintly referred to in some cultures as the big scaredy runaway.

Dawn closes the door and walks over to sit beside Buffy.

DAWN

It's the most amazing thing anyone's ever done for me.

Buffy's voice cracks with emotion.

BUFFY

It just keeps coming. Glory... Riley... Tara... Mom.

DAWN

I know. But there's a bright side.

BUFFY

There is?

DAWN

At least things can't get any crazier. Right?

Suddenly an arrow slams through the window and sticks in the wall inches from Buffy's head. Dawn stares at it in horror and Buffy actually shoots Dawn a wry smile.

BUFFY

You know this is your fault for saying that.

She pulls down a corner of the blinds to peer outside.

About fifteen Byzantine Knights on horseback chase the Winnebago, swinging their swords and drawing closer by the second.

KNIGHT

Come on now! Bring up the rear! Let's go!

Buffy and Dawn stare in amazement for a moment, then Buffy turns away from the window and sighs.

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EXT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

The knights are a hundred feet back and closing fast.

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INT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

Buffy and Dawn rush into the main cabin.

BUFFY

Giles!

GILES

I see them.

SPIKE

See who?
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EXT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

Several knights ride up alongside the RV on either side. One has a crossbow and shoots another arrow into the side.

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INT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

Spike jumps as the arrow punches through the wall beside him.

XANDER

Arrows!

SPIKE

Bloody hell!

XANDER

They're throwing arrows!

Tara peeks out the window as more arrows pepper the vehicle.

BUFFY

Dawn, get down under the table.

Buffy pushes Dawn to the floor. She and Anya duck underneath the tiny kitchen table.

TARA

Horsies!

Arrows appear in the wall beside Giles and Tara. Willow pulls Tara down just as an arrow appears where her head was.

WILLOW

Tara!

GILES

Weapons?

Buffy tosses a bag to Spike.

SPIKE

(to Giles)
Hello! You're driving one!

WILLOW

Don't hit the horsies!

BUFFY

Oh, we won't!

Buffy moves up next to Giles.

BUFFY

(sotto)
Aim for the horsies.
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EXT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

The RV swerves toward the mounted knights but the knights are skillful riders and they avoid the ponderous vehicle.

One of the knights rides up alongside the back of the RV, grabs onto the exterior ladder and climbs up onto the roof.

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INT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

Xander pokes his head up.

XANDER

Did we shake 'em?

The knight's sword stabs through the ceiling inches from Xander's head and he drops back to the floor with a yelp.

Buffy moves back toward the rear as the sword stabs down again.

BUFFY

Stay low! Watch out for the--

The sword point slices right for Buffy's head. Spike reaches up with both hands and grabs the blade and holds it, saving her.

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EXT. WINNEBAGO-- ROOF-- DAY

The knight struggles in vain to pull his sword free.

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INT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

Spike continues holding onto it with both hands, grimacing in pain as the blade bites into his palms.

SPIKE

(to Buffy)
Now might be a good time for something heroic!

BUFFY

Xander! Hatch!

Buffy climbs up on the table and opens the hatch in the ceiling. Xander boosts her up and through it onto the roof.

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EXT. WINNEBAGO-- ROOF-- DAY

Buffy emerges behind the knight. The other horsemen ride alongside, pacing the RV.

The knight sees Buffy just as he manages to rip his sword free. Spike yells in pain from inside.

The knight thrusts at Buffy and she ducks, backs away from his second swing, wheels and kicks his legs out from under him. He goes down and Buffy jumps on top of him, blocks another swing and punches him, knocking the sword from his grip.

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INT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

Spike sits at the table beside Dawn, grimacing in pain. His hands are bloody and he awkwardly tries to wrap them in rags.

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EXT. WINNEBAGO-- ROOF-- DAY

Buffy punches the knight in the face several times and grapples with him. He kicks her in the head and she falls over the side. She holds precariously to the railing along the top of the RV.

One of the mounted knights charges forward, swinging a mace.

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INT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

Spike holds his bloody hands on the table as Dawn rips up the rags. Giles struggles to control the speeding RV.

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EXT. WINNEBAGO-- ROOF-- DAY

The knight leans over Buffy to knock her off but she kicks upward and he falls back. Buffy vaults back up onto the roof and squares off with him once again.

Another knight rides up alongside and throws a grappling hook onto the railing. He begins climbing up the side.

Buffy punches the first knight, then spins and kicks him off roof. He falls to the ground in a broken heap.

The second knight reaches the roof as another grappling hook catches the railing.

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INT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

Dawn ties the rags around Spike's hands.

DAWN

Keep the pressure on.

SPIKE

I always do, sweet bit.

A knight bursts through the window and they both dive to the floor. The knight tries to grab Dawn while Spike recoils from the sunlight.

Tara and Willow cower as Anya grabs her frying pan and pounds the knight in the head with it. He loses his grip and falls to the pavement.

ANYA

Not a piano, but hey.
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EXT. WINNEBAGO-- ROOF-- DAY

Two knights now face Buffy, one with an axe, the other with a mace. But Buffy is warmed up now and these guys are no match for a Vampire Slayer. She picks up the first knight's sword and spins it over her head, taking on both at once. She easily dodges and parries blow after blow.

Within seconds, she tosses one night off the RV and buries his axe in the chest of the other.

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INT. WINNEBAGO-- DAY

All is quiet. Spike is on the floor with Dawn crouching over him, blocking the sunlight. Giles peers out at his mirror. The knights are nowhere to be seen. He lets out a sigh of relief.

GILES

Everyone all right?

They all nod and Giles turns back to the road and gasps in shock at the sight of a knight on horseback charging at the RV, spear raised and pointed directly at him.

Giles wrenches the wheel to the side as the knight throws his spear. It flies through the windshield and into Giles' side, impaling him. He gasps and falls forward onto the steering wheel, sending the RV wheeling out of control.

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EXT. WINNEBAGO-- ROOF-- DAY

Buffy struggles to keep her balance. She leaps off the roof, tucks and rolls as the RV flips onto its side and slides across the road with a shriek of metal.

FADE OUT

ACT III

EXT. REMOTE DESERT-- DAY

Resume. Dust drifts around the overturned vehicle. In the background, the gang walks down the road in search of shelter. Spike has a blanket covering his head while Buffy and Xander support Giles between them.

XANDER

We gotta find shelter.

SPIKE

Yeah, right bloody quick. I'm burning up out here.
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Later. The group approaches an abandoned gas station with a rusting truck parked in front.

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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- DAY

Spike kicks the door open and bolts inside, followed by the others.

BUFFY

Careful.

Dawn coughs from the dust and watches as the others bring Giles in. Anya closes the door behind them. Inside, it looks like an empty room with little or no furniture. The windows are boarded up and a long counter runs half the length of the room.

BUFFY

Spike.

Spike and Xander help Buffy lift Giles onto the counter. His abdomen is covered in blood and he groans in pain.

XANDER

Careful. Up.

BUFFY

Okay, Will?

WILLOW

I'm on it.

Willow finds a pile of rags and fashions a makeshift pillow for Giles. The pain is immense and Giles' forehead is covered with perspiration.

WILLOW

Oh, careful!

BUFFY

(to Dawn)
Are you sure you're okay?

DAWN

Yeah, but Spike's hurt.

Buffy turns to Spike and grabs his wrist, inspecting his hands.

SPIKE

Ow! Easy with the delicates.

BUFFY

(to Dawn)
They'll heal.

SPIKE

Florence bloody Nightingale to the rescue.

Buffy goes to the window and looks through the boards: no one in sight.

ANYA

(to Buffy)
You have another plan, right? One that doesn't involve pointy knives and a Winnebago?

BUFFY

We'll rest here for a minute but then we have to keep moving.

XANDER

Where?

BUFFY

(desperate)
I don't know! We just, we can't... can't stay here. It's too close to the wreck, we're too easy to find.

WILLOW

Buffy!

Buffy runs over to where Willow stands over Giles.

BUFFY

Will, how is he?

Blood oozes out of Giles' mouth.

BUFFY

Will?

WILLOW

I think I slowed the bleeding but...

BUFFY

Okay. Okay, just give me a minute.

Buffy turns away trying to think.

Suddenly a flaming arrow shoots through the boards and sticks in the wall opposite.

BUFFY

Dawn, get down!

Another fiery arrow breaks a window.

Xander quickly stomps the fire out before it can spread.

Buffy pushes Dawn behind the counter as more flaming arrows shoot through the windows.

Willow pushes a whimpering Tara down to a crouch.

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EXT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- DAY

A company of forty knights fortify their position, surrounding the gas station.

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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- DAY

XANDER

We got company.

More arrows whicker through the windows.

XANDER

And they brought a crusade.
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EXT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- DAY

General Gregor arrives on horseback.

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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- DAY

Buffy runs toward Willow and pulls her down.

BUFFY

Willow!

Willow crouches beside the counter, one hand stretched up to keep pressure on Giles' wound while she flips through the pages of her magick book with the other. Tara huddles next to her, whimpering and covering her head.

WILLOW

I'm working on it!

Buffy and Spike shove a large coffee machine in front of the door and tip it over on its side.

CUT TO:

EXT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- DAY

The general sits on his horse watching the action.

KNIGHTS

Go! Go! Go! Let's move! Come on, move it!

Multiple knights attack the boarded-up windows of the building with various weapons, trying to break in.

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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- DAY

A knight's axe breaks through the wall right next to Dawn's head. She screams.

DAWN

Buffy!

Buffy runs over to help but is decked by another knight coming through the back door. He punches Buffy and she falls aside.

Spike lunges at the knight, punches him, then screams in pain and clutches his head. The knight lifts his weapon to strike Spike but Buffy intervenes, pounding him unconscious with one vicious blow.

The boards on the windows rattle as more knights pound on them and the glass shatters. Spike covers his head as glass rains down on him.

Xander drags the unconscious knight into the gas station's garage area.

Dawn stands up cautiously from behind the counter and looks down at bleeding Giles. She looks at his wound in dismay as General Gregor strides into the room. He points his sword at Dawn.

GENERAL GREGOR

The Key.

Buffy picks up a mace from the floor and whips it at Gregor, hitting him in the hand. His sword clatters to the ground and he lunges at Buffy in a rage. She decks him, sending him smashing into a nearby concrete pillar. He hits face-first and drops unconscious.

Willow finds her spell and starts the incantation. As she speaks, her eyes go jet- black and her voice takes on a fierce, guttural tone.

WILLOW

Enemies, fly and fall. Circling arms, raise a wall.

She raises her hands and a bright sphere of light emanates from them, expanding outward.

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EXT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- DAY

The light sphere bursts through the walls and forces the knights backward with great force, tossing them through the air. The bubble stops expanding about 20 feet out from the building.

Dante hits the barrier with his sword. It shimmers but deflects the blow.

DANTE

(angry)
They have the general. Clerics!

Two elderly men in long black robes come forward. They walk up to the barrier and hold up their hands. One begins to chant while the other turns to Dante.

CLERIC #1

Energy barrier. A most powerful one.

DANTE

Can it be breached?

CLERIC #1

The witch's magick pales to the might of our God. The infidels' wall shall tumble before us.
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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- DAY

Willow and Tara get to their feet as Buffy comes to check Giles' wound.

BUFFY

Will? How long will it hold?

WILLOW

Half a day maybe.

Willow goes to the window and peers out. The two clerics chant while the knights wait impatiently behind them.

WILLOW

Or till Heckle and Jeckle punch a hole through it.

SPIKE

(to Buffy)
So what's the story with these role-playing rejects?

Buffy looks down at Gregor.

BUFFY

Let's find out.
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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- GARAGE-- DAY

Gregor is tied to a pillar in the garage. Buffy stands in front of him with her arms folded while Dawn and Spike watch.

SPIKE

You sure Scarface here can habla the English?

BUFFY

He understands me. (to Gregor) Don't you?

GENERAL GREGOR

You were warned we would return, Slayer.

BUFFY

Took you long enough. What are you supposed to be, some kind of chief?

GENERAL GREGOR

(sneers)
General.

BUFFY

General. In charge of what? Getting captured?

GENERAL GREGOR

You do not frighten me, child.

Gregor stares hatefully at Dawn.

GENERAL GREGOR

The instrument of chaos must be destroyed.

Buffy steps forward and puts her hands firmly on either side of his face.

BUFFY

(cold)
Look at her that way again and she will be the last thing you ever see.

She lets go and steps back.

GENERAL GREGOR

As I've been told, you protect the Key of the Beast.

BUFFY

It's not that simple.

GENERAL GREGOR

Yes. The Key has been transformed, given breath... life. Yet this makes no difference. The Key is the link. The link must be severed. Such is the will of God.

BUFFY

She doesn't remember anything about being this Key you're all looking for. The only thing that she remembers is growing up with a mother and a sister that love her. What kind of god would demand her life for something that she has no control over?

Gregor is unmoved.

BUFFY

We are not your enemy. Tell your men to stand down.

GENERAL GREGOR

No.

BUFFY

It is not her fault! She's human now!

GENERAL GREGOR

The Key is too dangerous to be allowed to exist, no matter what form it has been pressed into.

BUFFY

I will not let anyone tell me--

Buffy breaks off as a wailing emanates from the next room.

INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- DAY

Buffy, Dawn, Spike and Xander enter to find Anya watching helplessly as Willow tries to calm Tara.

BUFFY

What happened?

ANYA

I don't know. She just went nuts.

Tara whimpers frantically and struggles to get free from Willow who holds her down.

TARA

Time! Time, time!

She runs over to the boarded-up windows and claws at them. Willow runs after her and tries to pull her away.

WILLOW

Tara! (to Buffy) We have to do something! She can't stay this way. Buffy!

TARA

Time... time... time...
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INT. SUNNYDALE HOSPITAL-- PSYCH WARD-- DAY

The mental patients all mutter "time, time, time" and struggle against their bonds.

The nurse enters.

NURSE

No, it's not time for your meds. Just lie back--

Crazy #1 rips free of his restraints and the nurse rushes over to try to force him back into bed.

NURSE

Doctor! Doctor McCarthy!

Crazy #2 hits her over the head and she drops unconscious. The other patients begin to break free and get up out of bed. They shuffle out the door, muttering "time" over and over again.

CUT TO:

EXT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- NIGHT

Orlando walks among the knights in the encampment. He stares at the building.

ORLANDO

It's time. It's time.

Dante calms him.

DANTE

No, no, shhh. There's nothing to fear, my brother. The Beast may have taken your mind but I swear to you, she will never know the taste of your heart.

Dante pulls Orlando to him and plunges his dagger into Orlando's chest.

DANTE

Clerics! I want the witch's barrier down. Now!

The clerics exchange a look, then return to their chanting.

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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- NIGHT

Buffy stands beside Giles, holding his hand.

BUFFY

I'm sorry.

GILES

For what?

BUFFY

We should have stayed. If we had, none of this would have happened.

GILES

Don't. What you did... was necessary... what I've always admired.

BUFFY

(smiles)
Running away?

GILES

Being able to place... your heart... above all else.

He takes a labored breath and Buffy frowns in concern.

GILES

I'm so proud of you. You've come so far. You're everything a Watcher... everything I could have hoped for.

Buffy's eyes tear up.

Giles makes a pained face, then closes his eyes. He continues breathing shallowly but seems to have fallen asleep. Buffy gently removes his hand from hers.

In the background, Willow stands over a sleeping Tara, stroking her hair.

Buffy turns away from Giles with a resolute expression.

BUFFY

Willow. Open a door.
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EXT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- NIGHT

A hole appears in the barrier as Buffy walks out of the building, followed by Xander. Dante and his knights come forward. They stop at the edge of the barrier and Dante holds up a hand.

DANTE

Speak.

BUFFY

One of my friends was hurt when you attacked us.

DANTE

And ten of my men are dead. Honorable men. (draws his sword) Shall we balance the scale?

BUFFY

Will you let someone come and help him or not?

DANTE

Give quarter to an agent of the Beast? What madness would move me to such action?

BUFFY

I'm done asking.

Buffy starts forward but Xander intervenes, stopping her, as the knights prepare for Buffy's attack.

XANDER

Whoa, whoa, hey! (to Dante) This is war, isn't it? And if there's one thing I've learned from Sergeant Rock, it is in war... there are rules. (beat) Or at least there should be if you're as honorable as you think you are. Plus, we do have your General Forehead guy.

Dante considers.

CUT TO:

INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- NIGHT

Willow, Spike and Buffy stand beside a pay phone. The phone is old and inoperative like everything else in the gas station. Willow holds her hand over it and takes a deep breath.

WILLOW

Discharge and bring life!

The pay phone sizzles and suddenly lights up. Buffy picks up the receiver, turns and nods to Willow, who looks relieved. Buffy dials.

SPIKE

(to Willow)
Handier than a Swiss knife. Look, the door to my crypt's got this nasty squeak, maybe you could...

Willow rolls her eyes and walks away.

BUFFY

(into phone)
Hey, it's Buffy. I need to ask you a really big favor.
CUT TO:

EXT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- NIGHT

A car pulls up to the gas station and the army of knights stands aside silently, watching. Ben is at the wheel. He stops the car and looks dubiously at the knights, then takes a deep breath, picks up his black bag and gets out of the car.

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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- NIGHT

Ben stands next to Giles, wearing surgical gloves and tending to his wound. Buffy stands anxiously beside him with the others in the background.

BEN

You forgot to mention the costume party outside.

BUFFY

Sorry. I didn't know who else to call.

BEN

No, it's okay. I mean, yeah, not how I pictured seeing you again but I'll take what I can get.

Spike rolls his eyes.

BUFFY

Thank you... for coming.

BEN

My pleasure.

Ben looks past Buffy his gaze coming to rest on Dawn.

FADE OUT

ACT IV

INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- NIGHT

Giles sleeps soundly, a fresh bandage wrapped around his abdomen. Ben pulls a blanket up over him and packs away his stethoscope while Buffy watches.

BEN

All right, I think I got him stabilized but there's a lot of damage. We need to get him out of here.

BUFFY

Well, I think the guys with the pointy swords kinda have other ideas.

BEN

Don't they always.

Behind Ben, Spike petulantly mimics his squeaky clean mannerisms, then turns away.

BUFFY

Look, I know this must seem extra Outer Limits to you.

BEN

This? Nah. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. You know, emergency room, full moon on a Saturday night?

BUFFY

Look, if this gets too weird, just tell me. I'll understand.

BEN

Don't worry about me. I won't leave until I've worn out my welcome.

Buffy smiles and takes Giles' hand.

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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- GARAGE-- NIGHT

Spike tries to light a cigarette but can't seem to manage with his injured hands. Xander walks over and takes the lighter, holding the flame to the cigarette for him.

SPIKE

Thanks.

XANDER

You know, those things'll kill you. (off Spike's look) Oh. Right.

They stand side by side, leaning against the wall as Spike smokes.

XANDER

I mention today how much I don't like you?

SPIKE

(nods)
You mighta let it slip in... once or twice.

XANDER

(re: Spike's hands)
How're your feelers?

SPIKE

Nothing compared to the little bits we're going to get chopped into when the Renaissance Fair kicks the door in. And here we bloody sit.

XANDER

It's not like we got much of a choice.

SPIKE

Could make a break for it! Use General Armor-All as a shield, get to the doc's car and--

XANDER

Great plan. And while all the hacking and slashing's going on, what are you going to be doing, huh? Throwing migraines at 'em?

SPIKE

Look, we stay here, we all die! At least this way, some of us might get--

BUFFY

No.

The guys turn to find Buffy standing in the doorway.

BUFFY

We're all going to make it. I'm not losing anyone.

Spike sighs and shakes his head but says nothing.

BUFFY

Check the supplies. See if anyone's hungry.

Xander looks to Spike, then they both walk out. Gregor chuckles and Buffy closes her eyes briefly, then stares angrily at him.

GENERAL GREGOR

Dissention in the ranks. Seldom a harbinger of glad tidings.

Buffy backhands him across the face.

BUFFY

Shut up.

Gregor turns his head and spits blood.

GENERAL GREGOR

Poor frightened girl. You've no idea what you've gotten yourself into.

BUFFY

Why don't you tell me?

GENERAL GREGOR

Would it make a difference? (beat) What do you know of the Beast?

BUFFY

Strong. Fast. Hell-god.

GENERAL GREGOR

From a dimension of unspeakable torment.

BUFFY

A demon dimension. I know. She ruled with two other hell-gods, right?

GENERAL GREGOR

Along with the Beast they were a triumvirate of suffering and despair, ruling with equal vengeance. But the Beast's power grew beyond even what they could conceive. As did her lust for pain and misery. They looked upon her, what she had become... and trembled.

Buffy is taken aback.

BUFFY

A god afraid?

GENERAL GREGOR

Such was her power. They feared she would attempt to seize their dimension for herself and decided to strike first. A great battle erupted. In the end, they stood victorious over the Beast... barely. She was cast out, banished to this lower plane of existence, forced to live and eventually die trapped within the body of a mortal-- a newborn male-- created as her prison. That is the Beast's only weakness.

BUFFY

Kill the man... and the god dies.

GENERAL GREGOR

Unfortunately, the identity of the human vessel has never been discovered.

BUFFY

I don't understand. Now, I've seen Glory. Not a whole lot going on in the hairy chest department.

GENERAL GREGOR

You have seen a glimpse of the true Beast. Her power was too great to be completely contained. She's found a way to escape her mortal prison for brief periods, before her energies are exhausted and she's forced back into her living cell of meat and bone.

DAWN

What about me?

Buffy turns to see Dawn standing in the doorway.

DAWN

What about the Key?

BUFFY

Dawn...

DAWN

I want to know.

GENERAL GREGOR

The Key is almost as old as the Beast itself. Where it came from, how it was created... the deepest of mysteries. All that is certain is that its power is absolute. Countless generations of my people have sacrificed their lives in search of it, to destroy it before its wrath could be unleashed.

DAWN

But the monks found it first.

GENERAL GREGOR

Yes, and hid it with their magicks.

BUFFY

Why didn't they just destroy it? If the Key is as dangerous as--

GENERAL GREGOR

Because they were fools. They thought they could harness its power for the forces of light. They failed and paid with their blood.

DAWN

What do I do? What was I created for?

GENERAL GREGOR

You were created... to open the gates that separate dimensions. The Beast will use your power to return home and seize control of the hell she was banished from.

Buffy laughs. The general looks at her in surprise.

BUFFY

That's it? That's Glory's master plan... to go home?

GENERAL GREGOR

You misunderstand. Once the Key is activated, it won't just open the gates to the Beast's dimension. It's going to open all the gates. The walls separating realities will crumble. Dimensions will bleed into each other. Order will be overthrown and the universe will tumble into chaos... all dark... forever.

Buffy goes pale as the general stares at Dawn with revulsion.

GENERAL GREGOR

That is what you were created for.

Dawn looks away, terrified.

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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- BACK ROOM-- NIGHT

Buffy finds Dawn and sits next to her.

BUFFY

Dawn.

DAWN

You think it's true... what he said?

BUFFY

I don't know.

DAWN

Destroyer of the universe. (beat) I guess cutting school doesn't seem so bad now, huh?

BUFFY

It's not you. You know that.

DAWN

But it's in me... isn't it? It's inside me. What are we going to do?

Buffy puts her arms around her sister and pulls her close, resting Dawn's head on her cheek.

BUFFY

I won't let anything happen to you. I promise.
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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- GARAGE-- NIGHT

Willow tries to feed Tara while Gregor watches.

TARA

Wriggling!

WILLOW

Come on, Tara, you have to eat something.

Tara turns her head aside and whimpers.

ANYA

Want me to try?

WILLOW

I don't know. I'm getting used to picking fruit out of my hair.

Ben cleans his instruments in a small sink next to the general.

GENERAL GREGOR

(whispers)
You!

Ben stops what he's doing but doesn't look at Gregor.

GENERAL GREGOR

You are not a part of this, are you?

BEN

Just a friend of the family.

GENERAL GREGOR

Would you die for them? Because that is what your future holds if you align yourself with the Slayer and her misguided people.

BEN

(angry)
It's my life and I'll do what I please with it.

GENERAL GREGOR

It's not just your life. Unimaginable legions will perish, including everyone here. You can stop this. You can save all their lives by ending one. The little girl. The Key. Destroy it and the will of the Beast will be broken. She will fade, a distant memory... and all of this madness will end.
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INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- NIGHT

Dawn stands over Giles, watching him as he continues to sleep. Ben walks up behind Dawn and startles her.

BEN

Sorry.

Ben takes Giles' pulse.

DAWN

Is... is he going to be okay?

BEN

He was hurt pretty bad, Dawn.

DAWN

It's because of me. It's all my fault.

BEN

No it isn't.

Ben goes past Dawn to get his bag.

DAWN

You don't know what's happening.

BEN

I don't have to.

He takes a syringe from the bag and begins filling it.

BEN

I just know that sometimes terrible things happen to good people. They shouldn't but... they do. It's nobody's fault.

He turns back, holding the needle up behind Dawn and moves toward her.

BEN

It's just the way life is.

He walks past Dawn and puts the needle to Giles' arm.

DAWN

Is that going to help?

No answer. Ben turns away as the syringe falls to the floor.

DAWN

Ben?

Ben puts a shaky hand to his forehead, then runs across the room in a panic.

BEN

You have to let me out!

Dawn follows him and the others begin to gather.

DAWN

Ben?

BEN

You don't understand, I gotta get out. Open a door now!

BUFFY

What happened?

DAWN

I don't know. He just freaked out.

BEN

(frantic)
Let me out!

BUFFY

Okay, Will, open a door.

BEN

No! Ahhh!

Ben puts his hands to his head with a scream and suddenly he's gone and Glory is standing in his place and in his clothes. She stretches and looks around curiously.

Buffy and Dawn stare in horror as Glory's gaze comes to rest on them. Buffy pushes Dawn behind her.

GLORY

Well, what do you know? Little Ben finally did something right.

GENERAL GREGOR

The Beast!

Glory looks over at the general and smiles happily.

GLORY

Hey, it's Gregor.

She grabs a hubcap off the wall and whips it at him like a Frisbee. It embeds itself six inches into the general's chest. Everyone stares in shock as Gregor falls forward against his bonds, dead.

GLORY

Now it's not.

With a shout, Spike rushes Glory, Xander right behind him. Glory bats Spike backward into Xander. They both crash against the wall hard enough to shake the building.

Willow lowers her head and closes her eyes.

Buffy charges Glory and Glory casually tosses her across the room and into Willow.

Glory laughs with delight and turns to find Dawn. Anya pulls Dawn to her but Glory yanks her away with little effort and drags her toward the door.

DAWN

Buffy!

Buffy painfully tries to get up as Glory smashes through door.

CUT TO:

EXT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- NIGHT

The knights outside are galvanized into action at Glory's sudden appearance. Glory drags Dawn forward but stops short when she runs into the barrier.

GLORY

Yeah, right!

Glory swings her arm at the barrier and smashes a hole in it. She pulls Dawn through it as the knights attack.

The hole begins to close as Buffy emerges from the building. She tries to make it through but it closes before her, trapping her inside.

BUFFY

Dawn!!

Offscreen, we hear the knights fighting, swords clashing.

Buffy turns and limps back inside.

CUT TO:

INT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- LOBBY-- NIGHT

BUFFY

Willow!

Willow lifts her head. Her eyes are dead-black again.

BUFFY

Get it down, now!

WILLOW

Hear, hear my plea... Circling arm protecting me...

Buffy limps back outside.

CUT TO:

EXT. ABANDONED GAS STATION-- NIGHT

Buffy runs out as the barrier disappears.

The knights are scattered, broken and dead on the ground. Buffy walks forward slowly, looking around at the corpses in horror.

Spike, Xander, Willow, Tara and Anya follow her, taking in the carnage.

WILLOW

We have to--

Buffy walks slowly forward and stops before Dante who is still alive... barely.

DANTE

The Beast...

Tara whimpers and hides her face in Willow's shoulder as Dante convulses and dies.

SPIKE

The car. Get the keys.

Spike and Xander run off. Buffy abruptly sits down on the ground, her eyes staring vacantly.

WILLOW

Buffy! Buffy, we have to find Dawn. We can't let Glory--

No answer.

WILLOW

Buffy? Buffy!

Tears stream down Buffy's face.

WILLOW

Buffy, you have to get up! We need you!

Buffy just sits, the tears flowing, staring into the distance. Willow's voice echoes, as if coming from far away. Buffy has finally reached her limit. She's snapped, catatonic, the stress and responsibility and loss too much for her to bear.

WILLOW

Buffy, please! Buffy...
FADE TO BLACK
END