Older And Far Away

[Transcript of "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" episode Older And Far Away at buffyology.com.]

Prologue

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

BUFFY packs her weapons bag while making her apologies to DAWN.

BUFFY

I'm sorry.

DAWN

It's okay.

BUFFY

No, we're going to sit down and have a real dinner. Someday. I hate having to run out in the middle. It's just, you know, there's this thing out there. Definitely non-vampire.

DAWN

I understand.

Buffy heads for the door.

DAWN

Well, maybe when you get back we can set up for your party tomorrow.

BUFFY

Yeah. This could take a while though. I wouldn't wait up. Besides, Willow promised to be on birthday patrol, so there's nothing left for us to do.

DAWN

Right.

BUFFY

Okay... so finish dinner, homework, and don't stay up too late, all right?

DAWN

Okay.

BUFFY

Okay.

Dawn maintains her smile until Buffy leaves, then walks off, dejected.

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EXT. SUNNNYDALE CEMETERY-- NIGHT

Buffy walks among the headstones armed with a large battle axe.

As she passes a mausoleum, a large demon with red skin and a spiny crest leaps out of the shadows behind her. She instinctively brings the axe up to block as the demon swings at her with a large broadsword.

The blow dents the axe's handle and rips it out of Buffy's hands. As the creature swings at Buffy again, she seizes its arm and twists violently. It roars in pain and disappears into thin air.

Buffy looks around, confused as it reappears directly behind her. She instantly kicks it in the face and follows with a flurry of punches, staggering the demon and knocking its sword free.

She catches the sword in mid air as the demon charges her. She runs the blade straight through its abdomen. A flash of blue energy emanates from the wound as Buffy rips the blade back out. She falls backward to the ground, dazed. The sword embeds itself point-down in the grass.

The demon falls to his knees and dissolves into a stream of silver plasma which is instantly absorbed by the sword. The demon's face is briefly reflected in the sword's blade.

Buffy notices none of this as she regains her senses.

BUFFY

Run off, huh? Afraid to face a true warrior? (re: sword) Oh, shiny.

She smiles, pulls the sword out of the ground and deftly twirls it before walking off into the night.

Opening credit sequence.

ACT I

INT. THE MAGIC BOX-- NIGHT

ANYA dusts among the statues and bookshelves while XANDER and WILLOW sit at the reading table doing paperwork.

ANYA

Do you think we should set up lots of candles for Buffy's party tomorrow?

XANDER

Not if they're that horrible slug kind you keep trying to unload.

ANYA

I don't know why people get so turned off by slug.

XANDER

Honey, slugs get turned off by slug. (to Willow) Oh, actually, I wanted to talk to you about that.

WILLOW

Slugs?

XANDER

No, the party. Or Tara... at the party.

WILLOW

Oh.

XANDER

It's just... Buffy really wants her there. It seems important to her so I told her I'd ask you.

WILLOW

(smiles)
Oh... yeah, of course, she should totally be there. It'll be great.

Dawn enters holding her coat and smiling happily.

DAWN

Hey!

WILLOW

Hey, Dawnie. Buffy out patrolling already?

Dawn nods, a frown briefly crossing her face.

XANDER

So anything new about Warren and the Nerd Herd?

DAWN

No, just a big monster hunt.

XANDER

Man, a nerd goes into hiding, he really goes into hiding.

DAWN

Does anybody want to come to the mall with me for birthday presents?

WILLOW

Oh, I would, honey, but I've got my group. You know, the whole Spellcasters Anonymous thing? We're still looking for a better name.

DAWN

Oh. Well, yeah. No, that's good. You should do that. (to Anya and Xander) So what about you guys?

ANYA

Stuck in Doing-the-Booksville.

XANDER

I'd love to go with you but I gotta finish this new shift schedule for the crew by tomorrow morning.

WILLOW

Sorry. It just looks like one of those nights. You know?

DAWN

Yeah.

WILLOW

You okay going on your own?

DAWN

Yeah. Somehow I'll manage to pull it off.

Willow smiles and goes back to her work. Dawn watches them awkwardly for a moment, then heads out alone.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- NIGHT

Dawn enters and looks around cautiously. The house seems empty.

DAWN

Buffy?

No response. She heads up the stairs.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- DAWN'S ROOM-- NIGHT

Dawn as she enters and closes the door behind her. She puts her purse on the bed and takes a handful of jewelry from her coat pockets, most with the price tags still attached. She takes off her coat, revealing a stylish leather jacket beneath.

She checks out the jacket in the mirror; the merchandise security device is still attached to the sleeve.

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INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- CLASSROOM-- DAY

The bored students listen listlessly to the TEACHER's English Lit lecture.

TEACHER

...if we can come up with things Jim lost during his years in Shanghai and things he gained. Who wants to--

A student enters from the hall and hands the teacher a piece of paper.

STUDENT

Excuse me.

The teacher reads the note and looks up at Dawn.

TEACHER

Dawn? They need you in the guidance office.

Alarmed, Dawn gathers her things and leaves.

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INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- GUIDANCE OFFICE-- DAY

Dawn sits across the desk from the school's counselor, who just happens to be Anya's friend HALFREK, a vengeance demon, although now she appears as a beautiful young woman with a conspicuous blue pendant around her neck.

HALFREK

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. Just a follow-up after your... your loss. And since I'm new here, I thought it would give us a chance to know each other.

DAWN

Great.

HALFREK

So I've been looking through your file and... your grades have slipped a little.

DAWN

I have really hard classes this quarter.

HALFREK

Yeah, still. Teachers say that you seem a little distracted lately.

DAWN

I'm not. I'm fine.

HALFREK

Okay. It's just I know it must seem weird, talking to a stranger about stuff, but I want you to know that if something's going on, something's up, my job-- the most important part of my job-- is looking out for you.

She smiles warmly. Surprised, Dawn tentatively returns the smile.

DAWN

I'm really okay.

HALFREK

(nods)
I know there's been... a lot of loss.

DAWN

Yeah. Kinda. I mean, yes. People keep... people have a tendency to go away and I miss them. And sometimes... I wish I could just make them stop. Going away. (beat) But seriously, it's no big deal. I'm fine.
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- KITCHEN-- NIGHT

CU: the kitchen table is piled with several trays of hors d'oeuvres.

XANDER

We're feeding an army!

BUFFY

No, they couldn't make it.

Anya prepares the food while Buffy watches.

XANDER

So who's coming. You invite anyone else?

BUFFY

Just you guys. Willow, Tara. The gang. Oh, and Sophie from work.

Xander and Anya exchange a look.

BUFFY

What? Like I'm one of those losers who can't make friends outside her tight little circle? No. I'm friendly. We bonded instantly. Peas in a pod. Bonded peas.

ANYA

Really? What's Sophie's last name?

BUFFY

(pouts)
Okay, shut up.

XANDER

Don't worry about it, we're all over the new friend thing.

BUFFY

(suspicious)
What... new friend thing?

ANYA

Well... we invited someone for you. (off Buffy's horrified look) A guy.

Dawn enters and jumps on the idea.

DAWN

For Buffy? Really?

XANDER

Don't worry. It's not a setup.

ANYA

Right. No. Just an attractive single man with whom we hope you find much in common. And if you happen to form--

XANDER

An...

ANYA

--a romantic relationship leading to babies--

XANDER

An...

ANYA

--and many double dates with us so we have someone else to talk to-- yay!

BUFFY

I assume this was an act of kindness? That'll help with the not throttling.

XANDER

(nervous)
Hey, I'm just going to get this stuff out there. People should be here soon.

He picks up the trays of the food and makes a hasty retreat.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- NIGHT

Buffy opens the door for TARA, who smiles and holds out a small wrapped gift.

BUFFY

Hey! You made it!

TARA

Of course, sweetie. So how're you doing?

BUFFY

Oh, you know. Better. Mostly. Sometimes.

TARA

So is... (sotto) Spike coming?

BUFFY

No. He may be a chip-head but he still doesn't play too well with others. Besides, I'm definitely not ready to...

TARA

Come out?

BUFFY

(smiles)
Yeah. I'm all... stay-inny.

Tara smiles and nods sympathetically.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- MASTER BEDROOM-- NIGHT

Willow stands in front of the mirror and nervously adjusts her clothes.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- NIGHT

BUFFY

How are you doing?

TARA

(anxious)
The word "gulp" comes to mind.

BUFFY

Just remember, we're all here to...

Willow appears at the top of the stairs and heads down.

BUFFY

...I have to, with the thing that I... coming!

Buffy ducks into the kitchen as Tara and Willow face each other awkwardly.

WILLOW

Hey.

TARA

Hey.

WILLOW

Hey. How are you?

TARA

Fine, thanks. I'm... I'm fine. How are you?

WILLOW

Great! I mean... fine. I'm... Finey McFine. Fine.

TARA

You look...

WILLOW

(smiles)
Thanks.

TARA

I mean... great.

WILLOW

Thanks. You do, too. Is that a new--?

TARA

Oh, yeah.

WILLOW

It's nice.

TARA

Thanks.

Awkward silence.

TARA

I'm going to get something to drink.

WILLOW

Oh, yeah, great. You should.

Tara heads for the kitchen and Willow quietly berates herself.

WILLOW

You don't want to get thirsty.
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- KITCHEN-- NIGHT

Buffy fills paper cups from a large pitcher of margaritas. She looks up as Tara enters.

BUFFY

Hey, how did it--

TARA

Yes, please.

She grabs a cup from Buffy and downs it one big gulp. Shocked and amused, Buffy grins, then turns to answer the back door as someone knocks.

SPIKE enters carrying a 6-pack of beer under one arm, followed by CLEM, a jowly, floppy-eared demon. He's looked better: his face is still swollen and bruised from the beating Buffy gave him earlier.

BUFFY

(surprised)
Spike.

SPIKE

Yeah. Willow mentioned the shindig. Figured we're all part of the team. Thought I'd swing by.

Buffy frowns at Clem.

BUFFY

Wait, what kind of team is this?

CLEM

Hi. We met once before.

BUFFY

Yes, yes we did.

SPIKE

You know-- more, merrier, that whole thing.

CLEM

(to Tara)
Hi, I'm Clement. Clem.

TARA

Tara.

Xander enters from the living room, followed by RICHARD, a young blonde guy. Xander introduces him to Buffy while she stares daggers at him.

XANDER

Buffy, Richard.

BUFFY

Hey.

XANDER

He was wondering where the best place was to park his car.

BUFFY

Oh, that's easy, just--

XANDER

Buffy will show ya.

He shoves Richard toward Buffy and they look at each other awkwardly.

BUFFY

Okay... (to Tara) I'll be right back.

Buffy casts a glance at Spike. He raises an eyebrow, amused as she takes Richard's arm and leads him toward the front. Richard pauses in the doorway.

RICHARD

The guy with the--

BUFFY

Skin condition! He doesn't like to talk about it.

They head outside and Spike kicks the door closed behind them.

SPIKE

Stupid git!

TARA

(innocent)
I don't know. He seemed... cute. Was he cute? I mean, I'm not a very good judge but... I think he seemed cute.

CLEM

I think he seemed cute, yeah.

Spike shoots them both a withering look.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

Xander reclines on the sofa with Dawn and Anya.

DAWN

If we get Buffy, can she start on opening the presents? It's been enough time, hasn't it?

ANYA

Not yet, sweetie.

XANDER

I think Buffy's busy right now.

ANYA

(patronizing)
Buffy's making a new friend. A grown-up friend.

DAWN

What, you mean the guy you invited to set her up with?

ANYA

Nothing.

DAWN

It's not like I don't understand why you invited him. I was there, remember? I can hear you when I'm in the room, you know? I do understand these things.

ANYA

Yes, you do!

She pats Dawn on the head.

DAWN

You know I'm in high school, right?

ANYA

Yes, you are!

Dawn stares at Anya in disbelief.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- NIGHT

Buffy comes down from upstairs. Spike intercepts her in the foyer and backs her into a corner.

SPIKE

You want to slip away for a minute, luv?

BUFFY

What?

SPIKE

I'll let you blow out my candles.

BUFFY

Here? Now? I don't think so.

SPIKE

Oh, what? You worried about Richard? You don't want to make your new boyfriend jealous, huh?

BUFFY

(grins)
Shut up. He's... sweet.

SPIKE

(mocking)
Oh, shut up, he's sweet.

BUFFY

Maybe he's not the jealous one.

Buffy pushes past him and down the hall.

SPIKE

You think he'll take you out on his ten-speed, pet? Maybe he'll let you ride in that little basket in the front. Jealous my ass.
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Later. Buffy sits on the sofa, looking skeptically at a strange device with two round knobs on the side.

BUFFY

Um...

WILLOW

See? It's a battery-operated back massager. And it's portable so you can take it with you on patrol.

BUFFY

(dubious)
Wow.

WILLOW

It's like instant gratification for all your little acheys.

Buffy glances at Spike. He cocks an eyebrow and smirks.

BUFFY

Great! Thanks! What's next?

DAWN

(excited)
Here, do mine.

Dawn hands her a large box which Buffy enthusiastically unwraps. She opens the box and stops, shocked.

BUFFY

Dawn...

It's Dawn's stolen leather jacket.

DAWN

Do you like it?

BUFFY

It's... gorgeous.

DAWN

I was so nervous. I was afraid you wouldn't like it.

Buffy frowns when she sees the security tag.

BUFFY

It still has the security tag on it.

Alarmed, Dawn covers quickly.

DAWN

Huh. That's so weird. I can't believe they didn't take that off.

XANDER

(o.s.)
Happy birthday, Buffy!

Everyone turns as Xander and Anya wheel in a large hand-carved wooden chest.

BUFFY

Oh, my god!

Xander and Anya place the chest in the middle of the room and stand back proudly.

BUFFY

Did you guys make that?

Buffy dumps the jacket in Dawn's lap and goes over to inspect it. Dawn sits back on the sofa, hurt.

ANYA

Well, Xander did the building. I offered helpful suggestions while observing from a safe distance.

Buffy kneels down and opens the chest.

XANDER

(sotto)
Holds basic weapons, plus a few non-basic ones too. (loud) Plus, there's a handsome CD holder.

Angry, Dawn folds the jacket back into the box.

ANYA

We wanted you to have something no one else would have.

BUFFY

A Xander Harris original.

The doorbell rings.

BUFFY

I love it. Thanks, you guys!

Buffy leans across the chest and kisses Xander on the cheek as Tara answers the door.

TARA

Buffy?

BUFFY

Oh! Sophie!

A nervous-looking young woman stands in the doorway. SOPHIE smiles hesitantly at Tara.

BUFFY

Welcome! We're somewhere between presents and cake. (to Anya) There is going to be cake eventually, right?

SOPHIE

Hey. My mom told me to say thank you right away 'cause, otherwise I usually forget. So thank you. And also I can't have any chocolate or peanuts or egg yolks.

ANYA

(whispers; to Buffy)
Is this the friend you brought from work?

BUFFY

Yes.

SOPHIE

And sometimes dairy.

BUFFY

No problem.

Sophie looks around at the others and Clem gives her a friendly wave.

ANYA

(whispers; to Buffy)
Our friend is better.

BUFFY

We can do official introductions now that everyone's officially here. Dawnie, you mind getting the door? Sophie, this is Anya... and Willow...

Dawn stands in the doorway for a moment, fuming, then closes the door.

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EXT. SUMMERS HOME-- PORCH-- NIGHT

Halfrek steps out of the shadows and smiles with satisfaction as her face shifts from human to demon.

HALFREK

Wish granted.
FADE OUT

ACT II

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM/CONTINUOUS-- NIGHT

Loud rock music plays and Sophie and Clem dance together. Willow sits with Xander and Anya, talking. Dawn sits off to the side, bored and trying to look happy.

Buffy runs into Richard in the hall.

RICHARD

Hey.

BUFFY

Hi.

RICHARD

Great party. Everyone's having fun.

BUFFY

I hope so.

RICHARD

I mean, look what time it is and no one's even thinking about leaving. I... can't tear myself away.

BUFFY

Yeah?

RICHARD

Yeah. Can I get you a drink?

Buffy notices Spike watching from the living room.

BUFFY

I'm good, thank you.

RICHARD

Okay.

BUFFY

(awkward)
I think I'll just... head back in.

RICHARD

Well, I'll look for you.

BUFFY

(smiles)
Okay.

Richard heads into the kitchen and Spike smirks.

SPIKE

(mocking)
Oh, Buffy. Can I get you a soda pop? I think I'm in love.

He tries to take her hand but she pulls away, trying to stifle a laugh.

BUFFY

Stop it. Someone's going to see.

She tries to head for the kitchen but Spike blocks her way. He runs his hand down her arm, then moves her hand to his thigh.

Tara appears in the kitchen door and Buffy yanks her hand back, embarrassed, then pushes past him and into the kitchen.

SPIKE

(to Tara)
I had... a muscle cramp. Buffy was helping.

She looks down at his crotch.

TARA

A muscle cramp? In your... pants?

SPIKE

What? It's a thing.

TARA

Right.
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- DINING ROOM-- NIGHT

Anya sits on Xander's lap, kissing and being sickeningly sweet to each other.

ANYA

No, you go.

XANDER

No, you go.

ANYA

No, you go.

WILLOW

Okay! It's just a beer run. I'll go.

SOPHIE

Well, I can't really drink beer, 'cause, you know... barley. But I'll go with you to get some.

WILLOW

Perfect. Here we go. The beer-gettin'.

No one moves. After a moment Willow leans over and puts her head down on the table and Xander and Anya resume their kissing.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

Dawn, Buffy, Richard and Anya play Monopoly around the coffee-table.

BUFFY

This sucks. I'm out.

She gives her money to Anya.

RICHARD

No way. I think you're doing fine.

Clem, Xander, Spike and Tara play cards at a table nearby.

XANDER

(to Buffy)
You want to try poker?

CLEM

Still say it's weird without the kittens.

BUFFY

No kittens! (off Richard's look) He's quirky.

RICHARD

Look, we've already been playing for like three hours. It's like two-something in the morning. You can't bail now.

ANYA

Yeah, come on, Buffy. Stay. I want to bankrupt somebody.

DAWN

Oh! We should totally have a slumber party.

BUFFY

(uncertain)
Oh, I don't know... I guess as long as everyone's staying up anyway...

Spike shoots Buffy a suggestive look and she glares at him.

SPIKE

Must be some late-night activities to keep us busy till morning.

TARA

How's that cramp, Spike? Still bothering you?

SPIKE

What? Oh. Yeah.

TARA

Maybe you want to put some ice on it?

Tara smiles innocently. Spike frowns and looks back down at his cards.

Everyone goes back to playing, all thoughts of leaving seemingly gone. Dawn looks around at everyone and smiles happily.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- DAY

Sunlight streams in the windows. Willow and Sophie are asleep on the sofa. Xander, Dawn and Clem watch cartoons on TV. The Monopoly game, food, cups, presents, etc. litter the room.

Buffy and Spike sit on the floor beside her new weapons chest. She shuffles the deck of cards as Richard enters from the kitchen.

RICHARD

Hey, Xander, we gotta be at work in a few minutes.

XANDER

Okay.

RICHARD

I can't be late today.

SPIKE

You should definitely go. Let's find your coat and get you on your merry way.

BUFFY

Spike...

RICHARD

(confused)
I don't know why I'm not leaving.

SPIKE

Me either. Besides, Richie, you can't skip breakfast... growing boy like you. Me, I used to love breakfast. In the old days, I probably would have eaten by now.

He looks meaningfully at Richard.

BUFFY

Of course, with that new diet of yours, you want to be careful what you try puttin' in your mouth now, Spikey.

SPIKE

Yeah? I don't know... tummy's making all kinds of gurglies. Maybe I ought to just feed on whatever's around... even if it doesn't go down well. (to Richard) You work out?

BUFFY

Okey-dokey.

Buffy gets up and hauls Spike to his feet and pushes him toward the door.

BUFFY

(to Richard)
'Scuse us.

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- DAY

BUFFY

Hey, Mister Passive-Aggressive Guy. Seriously, you want to take it down a notch or two in there?

SPIKE

What? Poor dainty Richard can't take a joke?

BUFFY

We do not joke about eating people in this house!

SPIKE

(angry)

What are you going to do? Beat me up again?

BUFFY

I should have thrown you out the second you got here. I was insane to ever think you could just hang out with my friends.

SPIKE

And I was insane to think... (beat) No, wait. You were right. You're insane.
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- KITCHEN-- DAY

Tara pours milk into a cereal bowl as Willow enters.

WILLOW

Oh, hi.

TARA

Hey. Breakfast. Didn't really plan for a sleep-over.

WILLOW

I know, me either. It's weird. I have class and I know I should go but...

TARA

I know. It's like I want to leave but I don't want to.

WILLOW

(smiles)
Exactly.

Tara looks down and hides her own smile.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- DAY

BUFFY

(angry)
I think it's time for you to go.

SPIKE

Yeah, well, can't. Daylight.

BUFFY

Okay. I'll go.

SPIKE

I'll get the door.

BUFFY

Fine!

SPIKE

Fine!

BUFFY

I'm actually trying to move right now.

SPIKE

(confused)
Me, too.

They glare at each other, motionless. Buffy sighs and frowns.

BUFFY

Well... this can't be good.
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- DAY

Everyone is gathered, watching each other apprehensively.

BUFFY

There's something keeping us in this house.

XANDER

Or someone.

TARA

Has everyone tried to get out?

WILLOW

What if we just like as a group got up and threw ourselves at the door?

XANDER

All right. Count of three. One... two... three!

No one moves.

XANDER

Here we go!

Still nothing. Buffy looks around. Dawn sits off to the side, sullen.

BUFFY

Hence the problem.

RICHARD

I really need to go. I mean, I have a job to get to.

ANYA

I have to open the Magic Box.

SOPHIE

I have a shift at the Doublemeat. (beat) Actually, I'm okay here.

CLEM

Yeah, I'm fine.

XANDER

Willow and Tara have class. I gotta be at the site.

BUFFY

I know, I know. We all have places that we'd rather be.

Dawn looks up at that, a flash of anger crosses her face.

SPIKE

Things we'd rather be doing.

BUFFY

I think the first priority has to be to find a way out.

DAWN

Sure. Of course you all want to leave. 'Cause being stuck in here with me, that would really suck, right?

WILLOW

No, Dawnie! It's just... we have more important things to do.

DAWN

Yeah, I know. Important. Whatever that means, right?

Dawn runs up the stairs. Everyone turns to Buffy.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- DAWN'S ROOM-- DAY

Dawn jumps on her bed and stares at the wall, crying. Buffy enters, followed by Tara, Willow, Xander and Spike.

BUFFY

Dawn?

DAWN

What?

BUFFY

Did you do something?

DAWN

Me?

TARA

Do you know something? 'Cause we want you to feel like you can tell us.

DAWN

(angry)
What would I know?

WILLOW

Look, we're not accusing you of anything. It's just... you were kind of taking it personal down there.

DAWN

Oh. Okay. So you've all just decided that somehow I'm responsible. Great. Here's me baskin' in the love.

XANDER

No, it's just, you know, you're upset 'cause we all want to leave. And now we can't leave. Only thing missing is a cornfield. There... isn't a cornfield, is there?

BUFFY

Dawnie, it's okay. We're not going to be mad.

DAWN

Yeah, only I didn't do anything!

WILLOW

You sure?

DAWN

You want me to ask my other self?

BUFFY

Dawn, we're just trying to figure out what's going on.

DAWN

Figure it out yourself. I'm done being talked to like a kid.

XANDER

Well, sometimes we do something that seems like a good idea at the time like, say, invoke the power of a musical amulet? And it turns out not so much.

DAWN

God! I didn't do anything! I wish I had. I'm glad you're trapped. How else can I get anybody to spend any time with me?

BUFFY

Dawn, if you want us to spend time with you--

DAWN

I don't. Get out. (yells) Get out, get out, get out!

She turns her back to them and, one by one, they leave her room.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- DAY

ANYA

I think she's possessed.

XANDER

She's a teenager.

TARA

Phones are all out. We're totally cut off.

BUFFY

She's just so angry.

TARA

It happens. We all went through it.

BUFFY

I know. I just can't figure out why she didn't come to me.

XANDER

Well, you have been a little busy lately.

SPIKE

Hey, I don't want to keep you all from the touchy-feelies, but maybe the encounter group can meet later. Say when we're not trapped in a house?

TARA

Even if Dawn does know something, she's obviously not going to help us right now. We need another way.

BUFFY

I think magick's going to be our best bet. Something general, you know? Cast a wide net.

Tara nods but Willow looks alarmed.

XANDER

But... Willow.

TARA

No, I'll do it. It's just... obviously I didn't bring any supplies.

BUFFY

Well, we don't have any in the house. We got rid of everything.

WILLOW

Actually... not everything. I... might have... kept one or two things. Sort of. (off their shocked looks) Just in case.

XANDER

That's great! (beat) In a very bad way.

Tara sighs and stands up.

TARA

(to Willow)
Just... bring me what you have. (firm) But I'm doing this alone. You need to stay away from it.
CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- KITCHEN-- DAY

Buffy and Xander watch as Tara mixes ingredients, using kitchen implements and bowls. She scoops a damp mixture of herbs from one bowl into another and mashes it down.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- DAY

Willow, Spike and Anya stand in a row in front of the door.

ANYA

So we're supposed to just wait?

WILLOW

It won't take long.

Sophie, Richard and Clem wait in the dining room doorway.

RICHARD

All right, somebody want to tell me what's going on here? We're trapped in a house by... by what? Some unseen force or something? Who knows what she's doing in there and I have to tell you... (points to Clem) I don't think that's a skin condition.
CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- KITCHEN-- DAY

Tara sets her potion on fire, then blows out the match. Red smoke billows up out of the bowl. It curls away toward the living room.

TARA

Release!
CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- DAY

Instead of going to the door, it drifts into the living room and swirls around the demon sword Buffy brought home earlier.

TARA

(o.s.)
Try the door!
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- DAY

Spike steels himself and curls his hand into a fist.

The last of the magick swirls into the sword and releases the demon trapped inside. Its essence oozes out of the sword onto the floor like quicksilver.

Spike tries mightily to open the door but he can't.

SPIKE

No. Can't.
CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- DAY

The demon re-forms and hefts his sword with a growl. Sunlight glints off the blade.

FADE OUT

ACT III

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- CONTINUOUS-- DAY

As Clem, Sophie, Willow, Spike, Anya and Richard stare at the closed door, concentrating, the demon attacks them with a roar. Everyone scatters, screaming.

The demon swings the sword, slashing Richard across the belly. Spike seizes the creature by the arm and struggles with it.

Buffy, Xander and Tara enter from the kitchen. Buffy tackles the demon, both sprawling across the living-room floor, followed closely by Spike.

The demon melts into the floor beneath Buffy and disappears. She shares a puzzled look with Spike, then turns to where Xander, Tara and Anya tend to the injured Richard.

The demon instantly reappears behind Buffy, raising his sword high with both hands. Buffy spins and grabs its arms before it can strike but it shoves her backward into Spike, sending them both crashing to the floor, before it melts away again.

SPIKE

What the bloody hell was that?

BUFFY

That's the demon I killed two nights ago.

SPIKE

The demon you thought you killed.

Buffy looks questioningly at Xander who is dressing Richard's wound.

XANDER

It looks pretty bad.

ANYA

Oh, god... oh, god.

He rolls Richard over onto his back, revealing a bloody gash across his abdomen.

TARA

Let's get him upstairs. (to Buffy) We need to get him to a doctor soon.

BUFFY

(to everyone)
Hey, it's going to be okay. Just trust me. I promise we'll be out of here soon.
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

Sophie holds the curtain aside, looking out into the night.

SOPHIE

Oh, god... oh, god.

Spike stands behind her, watching quietly. Buffy enters and looks at them sheepishly.

BUFFY

Okay, so maybe 'soon' was a bit of an overstatement.

SPIKE

So you ever think about not celebrating a birthday? Just to try it, I mean.

BUFFY

I'm going to go check upstairs. Keep an eye on things down here?

He nods and Buffy turns to go.

BUFFY

(to Dawn)
You stay here, okay?

Reveal Dawn sitting on the sofa, glaring silently. She suddenly looks around in alarm as the walls creak and groan around them.

DAWN

What's that noise? It's in the walls, isn't it?

Spike puts his head to the wall, listening carefully.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- MASTER BEDROOM-- NIGHT

Richard lies on the bed, shaking with chills, his breathing labored. Tara sits beside him, tending to his wound with Willow's help.

They look around nervously as the house groans around them.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- HALLWAY-- NIGHT

Armed with a dagger, Buffy makes her way along the hallway, tracking the demon in the walls.

She backs into Clem and they both yelp, startled.

CLEM

Sorry.

Buffy smiles at him and continues stalking the demonic intruder.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- BUFFY'S ROOM-- NIGHT

Anya and Xander sit on the floor. She pants and fidgets with the lapels of her blouse.

ANYA

Why is it so hot in here?

XANDER

You're just a little freaked out, that's all. It'll pass.

ANYA

He's gonna die. He's gonna die and we're gonna watch.

XANDER

An...

ANYA

And we're just sitting here. Why are we just sitting here? Why aren't we doing something?

XANDER

We are. We will. We've been through worse.

She gasps and rubs her chest, her brow glistening with perspiration.

ANYA

Not like this. Not trapped like animals. Seriously, did someone turn on the heat? (unbuttons her blouse) I can't breathe, I just... oh, I just can't breathe... I can't breathe...

Xander stills her hands and looks into her eyes.

XANDER

An, stop. Stop, An, stop! Listen to me. You're just freaking out, okay? It's normal. You're just... you're just scared. We all are. We'll come up with a plan... and we'll get through it, all right? We'll do something.

Anya nods and smiles weakly and Xander brushes her hair out of her eyes.

ANYA

What?

XANDER

I don't know. Let me get you some water, okay? It'll cool you down. I'll be back in a second, okay? Stay here. Don't move.

He gets up and leaves. Anya sits there panting.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- NIGHT

Xander descends the stairs and looks around apprehensively. He reaches the bottom and turns toward the kitchen.

Suddenly the demon emerges from the wall behind him and seizes him, pinning his arms to his sides and drawing the blade up to his throat.

ANYA

(o.s.)
Xander?

As Xander struggles for his life, Spike runs in, grabs the demon's sword arm and knuckle-punches the demon in the ribs. The creature elbows Spike viciously, driving him to the floor.

It tosses Xander aside as Buffy enters with her dagger. She easily ducks a sword- thrust but the demon kicks the dagger from her hand.

It spins from Buffy and whips the sword around in a deadly arc, slicing across Xander's bicep, before turning back to Buffy.

BUFFY

(to Spike)
Grab the sword!

She kicks the demon in the abdomen and ducks another swing as Spike decks it in the face. Buffy delivers a devastating kick to its midsection, sending the creature reeling backward into the wall. Rather than attack again, it simply dissolves into the wall and disappears.

BUFFY

(to Xander)
Are you hurt? Here, let me see.

ANYA

(o.s.)
Xander.

Xander looks up. Anya stands at the foot of the stairs, staring at him in horror. He gets painfully to his feet and goes over to her.

XANDER

It's okay. I'm okay, see? Shh.

He strokes her face gently and leans his forehead against hers.

XANDER

(whispers)

It's all right. I'm okay.

CUT TO:

Later. Buffy rounds the corner into the foyer and finds Dawn leaning against the wall by herself listening to the sounds of the demon moving through the walls.

BUFFY

It's getting kinda scary. You okay?

DAWN

Do you care?

BUFFY

Fine. Stay with Spike.
CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- BUFFY'S ROOM-- NIGHT

Buffy enters with Dawn right at her heels.

DAWN

It's not like I meant for this to happen.

BUFFY

I never said that you did.

DAWN

I didn't want this.

Buffy turns to face her.

BUFFY

What did you want?

DAWN

Nothing.

BUFFY

Dawn, come on.

DAWN

No. You don't know! You have this thing you do. You have all these friends. You have no idea what it's like.

BUFFY

What are you talking about? I don't know what--

DAWN

Being alone!

BUFFY

You're not alone!

DAWN

Then why do I feel like this?
CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- DINING ROOM-- NIGHT

Tara, Anya, Xander, Willow and Spike stare at each other, trying to find a way out of their predicament.

TARA

I just think we haven't thought of the right way out yet, that's all.

SPIKE

Well, we can't just stay put like cattle, waiting for that thing to pop out every time it gets peckish.

TARA

I'd say we do another spell but I think we've tried everything.

ANYA

Well... that's not completely true, is it? I mean, not everything. (looks at Willow) Not exactly. We're sitting here with an incredibly powerful witch-- much more powerful than you, Tara-- I'm sorry... only no one seems willing to say it.

WILLOW

I can't.

ANYA

No, see, that's not exactly true either. (angry) Not can't, won't.

WILLOW

You don't know how much I hate this. I don't know if there's even anything I could do.

ANYA

Yes... and a good way to find out is to sit around and try nothing. That was sarcasm, by the way.

SPIKE

Look--

WILLOW

It's dangerous.

ANYA

And so is all of us dying!

XANDER

Will... look, I don't want to gang up on you but Anya kinda has a point. We brought you back from it once. We're all here. It's just one little spell. Whatever happens, we can bring you back again.

WILLOW

(firm)
No. I can't. (to Anya) If I start, I might not be able to stop.

ANYA

And whose fault is that? You know, if you hadn't gotten so much of this in your system in the first place--

Tara steps between Anya and Willow and stares hard at Anya, furious.

TARA

Hey! You're gonna back off! She said no and that's it. You're not going to make her do something that she doesn't want to. And if you try... you're going to have to go through me first. Understood?

ANYA

Fine. If you all aren't willing to get us out of this, then I will do it myself.

Anya walks past them and walks purposefully up the stairs.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- BUFFY'S ROOM-- NIGHT

Buffy and Dawn sit on the bed side-by-side.

BUFFY

I wish you would have told me.

DAWN

You haven't really been...

BUFFY

What? I haven't been what?

DAWN

Around.

BUFFY

Dawn, the most important job that I have is looking out for you.

Dawn smiles ruefully.

DAWN

You sound like my guidance counselor. She give you a handbook or something? Talking to the Troubled Teen?

BUFFY

(frowns)

Counselor?

DAWN

It wasn't my idea. I didn't even know we had guidance counselors. She called me out of class like I was a total JD.

BUFFY

And you'd never met her before?

DAWN

No, not until yesterday.

BUFFY

And she got you to start talking about things that bothered you at home?

DAWN

Yeah.

BUFFY

You didn't by any chance happen to... express like a wish or something to her?

DAWN

(considers)
Maybe just a little.

Their attention is drawn by sounds of banging and crashing from down the hall.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- DAWN'S ROOM-- NIGHT

Anya pulls books and CDs off the shelves.

XANDER

Honey, come on, this isn't the way. Calm down.

ANYA

She knows something. She knows something and we have to find out what it is.

Anya starts going through Dawn's desk drawers as Dawn and Buffy enter.

DAWN

Hey!

XANDER

An, just stop for a second.

ANYA

There's gotta be a clue in here somewhere.

DAWN

Stop it!

Dawn starts forward but Buffy stops her.

BUFFY

Anya, it wasn't her fault.

Anya picks up a small red jewelry box.

DAWN

No!

Anya opens the box and Dawn's stash of stolen jewelry falls out onto the floor. Shocked, Anya bends down to look.

ANYA

Half this stuff is from the Magic Box.

She stands up with a handful of necklaces and brooches and glares at Dawn.

ANYA

How could you do this?

Buffy looks at Dawn questioningly. She folds under the accusation she sees in everyone's eyes and runs from the room.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- NIGHT

Dawn runs down the stairs, the others in pursuit. Anya grabs Dawn by the arm and spins her around.

ANYA

I work hard at that store and I helped you! I took care of you. This is how you say thank you?

BUFFY

Anya, hold on, okay? (to Dawn) Tell her you didn't do this. Tell her it's a mistake.

Suddenly she spots something by the sofa. Dawn sees what she's looking at and breaks down in anguish.

DAWN

No!

Buffy stares down at the box holding the leather jacket that Dawn gave her.

BUFFY

Oh.

DAWN

Buffy...

ANYA

How are we supposed to trust you, Dawn? I mean, you say you didn't put us here but look at this stuff! How are we supposed to believe you?

BUFFY

Look, I don't think she... I don't think it's all her fault, okay? There was a guidance counselor or someone pretending to be a guidance counselor. She made Dawn make a wish.

ANYA

Guidance counselor? You made a wish to someone you've never seen before?

DAWN

(nervous)
Yeah?

ANYA

Did she wear a pendant with a dark blue stone?

DAWN

And little red flecks?

ANYA

Oh, for crying out loud.

She turns her head upward and yells to the ceiling.

ANYA

Halfrek! (to Dawn) It's Halfrek, a vengeance demon. You made a wish to a vengeance demon.

DAWN

I didn't know.

ANYA

Only a vengeance demon can break her own vengeance spell. Nothing else will work. She's the only one who can get us out of here. (yells) Hallie, get your ass down here!

Halfrek materializes behind Anya in a puff of smoke.

HALFREK

You rang?

Anya turns toward Halfrek as the demon gasps in pain and looks down at her belly: a sword protrudes from it.

Halfrek collapses to the floor, revealing the demon standing behind her.

FADE OUT

ACT IV

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- NIGHT

Resume. The demon lunges for Buffy who beats it back with a flurry of blows. Anya joins in, attacking it from behind.

ANYA

I hope you die, you stupid jerkface!

Her last punch sends it reeling backward. He swings the sword but misses; Anya leaps on it from behind, struggling with its sword arm while Buffy kicks it violently in the abdomen. Spike lends a hand, seizing the creature from behind.

The demon flings Anya off and onto the sofa. After a moment, it manages to throw Spike off as well and begins swinging the sword randomly. Buffy ducks, watching for an opening.

XANDER

Anya!

Xander ducks under the sword and runs over to the sofa.

The demon hits Buffy in the face and she reels backward. Spike attacks again, distracting it so Buffy can engage. The demon falls to the floor and melts into it, disappearing.

It instantly reappears behind Spike who reacts quickly and seizes its sword arm and twists.

SPIKE

(to Buffy)
The sword!

Buffy grabs the sword as Spike struggles with the demon. Spike kicks it away, directly at Buffy who attacks with the sword.

Not liking its odds against an armed Buffy, it turns and dissolves into the wall. Buffy quickly thrusts the sword into the wall in the spot where it disappeared. A flash of blue light washes through the room and the creature roars in pain and anger.

The light fades as the hole in the wall closes up and the demon is once again trapped within the blade of the sword.

Buffy yanks the sword out of the wall and breaks it in two over her knee. Another quick flare of plasma and the demon is gone. She drops the broken sword and turns to Halfrek, who lies motionless on the floor.

ANYA

Her pendant! Get her pendant!

Both Anya and Buffy move toward Halfrek but before they can reach her, she sits up and thrusts her hand at Anya who tumbles backward onto the sofa again. Buffy stares at her in shock.

HALFREK

There will be no touching of the pendant.

Halfrek gets to her feet and brushes herself off.

HALFREK

(laughs)
What? Did you think I'd be stopped by a sword in the chest?

She examines the rip in her blouse.

HALFREK

Flesh wound. Honestly, Anyanka, you used to know better.

ANYA

How could you? Why would you do this?

HALFREK

I told you I was going to take care of some business while I was here in town.

ANYA

Yeah, but cursing us? Some of them are in the wedding party.

HALFREK

I just go where I'm--

Halfrek pauses when she notices Spike.

HALFREK

William?

Spike frowns as he starts to recognize her.

SPIKE

Hey, wait a minute.

BUFFY

You guys know each other?

Willow, Clem, Sophie and Tara cautiously approach the group. Halfrek stares at Spike, amazed, then suddenly snaps out of her reverie.

HALFREK

(covers)
No... no.

SPIKE

Not really.

Buffy shakes her head, confused.

TARA

I thought vengeance demons only punished men who wronged women.

HALFREK

Oh, that was Anyanka's little raison d'etre. Most of us try to be a little more well-rounded and actually, we prefer "justice demon", okay? FYI.

ANYA

Well-rounded, huh? Is that how you explain your thing for bad parents?

HALFREK

Oh, it's not a thing. The children need me.

Anya cloaks her response in a feigned cough.

ANYA

Hmm... (cough) Daddy issues.

HALFREK

Sling all the little barbs at me that you want, Anyanka. It doesn't change the fact that this girl was in pain and none of you could hear it. I could hear her crying out everywhere I went in this town. It was unbearable and none of you knew.

Buffy, Anya, Willow and Xander look down guiltily. Halfrek is right and they know it.

HALFREK

You people deserve to be cursed. Enjoy your time together. From now on, all you have is time. Time... and each other. Good luck!

Halfrek waves her arms but nothing happens. She looks up, surprised.

HALFREK

(nervous laugh)
Wait... wait. (mutters) Time and each other...

Again she waves her arms. Again nothing happens. Anya rolls her eyes.

ANYA

It's the curse, Hallie.

HALFREK

Oh, for crying out loud. Fine, the curse is lifted! We can all leave now! Damn it.

She snaps her fingers and disappears.

Everyone is relieved and excited except for Buffy who stares into space pensively. No one but Spike notices.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- KITCHEN-- NIGHT

Tara packs the remnants of her magick herbs into plastic baggies while Willow watches.

WILLOW

Thanks... for before. And for taking this stuff with you.

TARA

No problem.

WILLOW

Just so you know, I was never going to use it. I mean, not really, I just kept it like a safety net. 'Cause there was always this thing in the back of my head, this voice, saying, "What if things get bad, I mean really bad? And what if you can't handle it?" And it made me panic, so that's why I kept a couple of things. I kept them so I didn't have to think about it, so I could focus on... on getting better.

TARA

I get it. I really do. But it's time to work without the net, Will. You know, I don't know if you noticed, but it actually did get bad in there-- really bad... and you still said no.

Tara smiles at her reassuringly and after a moment, Willow smiles, too.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- FOYER-- NIGHT

Anya and Xander descend the stairs, supporting Richard between them. He grimaces in pain.

RICHARD

(to Xander)

You have some weird friends.

XANDER

News from the file marked 'duh'. (to Buffy) We're going to get him to the ER.

ANYA

And then we're going to talk about payment. And Dawnie, there are two words I want you to get used to: punitive damages.

BUFFY

(to Spike)
Think it's worn off?

SPIKE

Just one thing to do.

Spike walks toward the door. Everyone watches him anxiously. He takes hold of the doorknob and opens the door with a flourish.

Xander and Anya smile and carry Richard out. Willow, Tara, Sophie and Clem follow happily.

CUT TO:

EXT. SUMMERS HOME-- NIGHT

Xander and Anya emerge onto the porch with Richard while the others crowd behind them.

ANYA

Okay, who's pushing?

TARA

Wow, look at the stars!

Clem gives Buffy a thumbs-up.

CLEM

Good party!

XANDER

I just want to run barefoot on the grass so I can feel the dew- drops between my... god, look at the stars!

Spike gives Buffy a wry smile, then walks out onto the porch.

Dawn and Buffy stand together in the foyer. Buffy hesitates, then heads for the door as well. Dawn looks at her sadly but doesn't say a word. Buffy reaches for the door and closes it, then turns to Dawn with a loving smile.

Dawn's frown disappears and she takes her sister's hand.

FADE TO BLACK
END