Conversations With Dead People

[Transcript of "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" episode Conversations With Dead People at buffyology.com.]

Prologue

INT. THE BRONZE-- NIGHT

Musicians prepare their instruments and equipment for the performance.

TITLE CARD:

Conversations With Dead People

November 12, 2002

8:01 PM

The band's vocalist, ANGIE HART, sings in voiceover all through the prologue. [Lyrics at end of script.]

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EXT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- NIGHT

BUFFY patrols alone in the cemetery.

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INT. THE BRONZE-- NIGHT

SPIKE sits at the bat drinking whiskey.

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EXT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- NIGHT

Buffy makes her way past the shadowed grave markers and mausoleums.

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INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- LIBRARY-- NIGHT

WILLOW sits alone in the vast library at one of the study tables, books piled all around her. She tries desperately to keep from falling asleep.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- CONTINUOUS-- NIGHT

DAWN comes home to an empty house. She finds a note with money attached.

Will and I are out until late.
Here's money for the store.
NO PIZZA!
Love you, Buffy
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EXT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- NIGHT

Buffy kneels beside a fresh grave just as a hand thrusts upward out of the soil.

BUFFY

Here we go.

Opening credits and title sequence.

Act I

INT. JONATHAN'S CAR-- NIGHT

JONATHAN LEVINSON drives, headed for Sunnydale, with ANDREW WELLS as passenger. The ancient El Camino is heavily decorated in Mexican barrio style: fringe lines the windshield and dashboard, small religious figurines are mounted to the interior.

ANDREW

(sighs)
You keep circling around. Just drive straight in.

JONATHAN

Will you shut up? We gotta keep it low pro.

ANDREW

You're just scared.

JONATHAN

Of course I'm scared. Last time we were here, 33.3-bar% of us were flayed alive.

ANDREW

Calm down. No one's getting flayed alive. We've got a plan. We're going to fix all that.

JONATHAN

Wish I'd have stayed in Mexico.

ANDREW

I didn't like it there. Everybody spoke Mexicalan.

JONATHAN

You could've learned it. You learned the entire Klingon Dictionary in two and a half weeks.

ANDREW

That had much clearer transitive and intransitive rules, okay? Besides, I can't keep having those nightmares.

JONATHAN

Me neither. Desde abajo te debora.

ANDREW

It eats you starting with your bottom.

JONATHAN

Gonna make it right.

ANDREW

We're outlaws with hearts of gold.

The car speeds past a highway sign: Welcome to Sunnydale.

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EXT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- NIGHT

Buffy fights furiously with HOLDEN WEBSTER, the fledgling vampire, fresh out of his grave. He's a rather strong and capable fighter for being so young. He's well- dressed in a suit and a tie and matches Buffy blow-for-blow.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- KITCHEN-- NIGHT

Dawn munches on a slice of pizza in the kitchen.

DAWN

(sings)
Anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes.
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- BUFFY'S ROOM-- NIGHT

Holding a slice of pizza in one hand, Dawn sorts through Buffy's clothes with the other, taking each blouse down and holding it up to herself to see if it fits. She accidentally brushes the pizza against a white blouse.

DAWN

Oh! (beat) Ah, she'll think it's blood.
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

Now Dawn is fooling around with the Buffy's weapons. She hefts the battle-axe menacingly.

DAWN

Taste my blade, spawn of evil!

She swings the axe and it flies out of her hands, slicing into the furniture. Next, she takes out the crossbow and loads it. She waves it around like a bad movie action hero and accidentally pulls the trigger. The bolt shoots out and embeds itself in the living room wall. When yanks it out, a large chunk of the drywall comes with it.

Panicked, she moves a large houseplant in front of the hole to hide it.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- KITCHEN-- NIGHT

Dawn listens to salsa music while she dances around the kitchen. She puts a jumbo marshmallow into the microwave and watches it swell and expand.

DAWN

(laughs)
Cool.

She starts at a loud thump from somewhere in the house.

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INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- LIBRARY-- NIGHT

Willow is still studying, head propped up on one arm, eyelids drooping. She looks up when she hears a voice from the stacks. CASSIE NEWTON walks out into the open and over to Willow's table.

CASSIE

So this is the UC library, huh? It's so big. (to Willow) Hey.

WILLOW

I know you. I mean, I saw your picture.

CASSIE

Yeah, I know. It's kinda weird 'cause we never really met.

WILLOW

Or kinda weird because you're really dead.

CASSIE

(laughs)
Yeah, well...

WILLOW

Did I fall asleep?

CASSIE

No, no, I'm here. I mean, not "here" here. It's kinda complicated. Kind of ironic, too, you know. I wrote all that intense poetry about the end and here I am again, chatting you up.

WILLOW

(dubious)
Yeah, ironic.

Cassie sits down across from her and smiles.

CASSIE

I knew this would completely freak you out. It's just... she asked that I come talk to you. It's important.

WILLOW

She?

CASSIE

Don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you or anything.

WILLOW

Who asked you? What are you talking about?

CASSIE

She says she still sings.

WILLOW

What?

CASSIE

Remember that time on the bridge when you sang to each other? Well, she says even though you can't hear it, she still sings to you.

Willow's eyes go wide with shock.

WILLOW

Tara?
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

Dawn talks on the cordless phone while watching television and eating the gooey microwaved marshmallow. An old black-and-white horror movie plays on the TV.

DAWN

(into phone)
Oh, come on. She is so dead. Well, he's clearly a psychopath. Is so. What? No, that is not Tom Hanks. Well, what channel are you on? (bang) Okay, there it is again. I keep hearing this like thumping.

She mutes television and hears two more loud bangs.

DAWN

No, I can't tell if it's--

The front door flies open and a hurricane-like wind blows into the house. It's all she can do to shut it again.

DAWN

(into phone)
Kit, are you there? Is there a storm?

The television comes off mute and blasts sound into the room at high volume. She tries to mute it again but the remote control won't work. She tries the power button on the television itself but it doesn't work either. Finally, she unplugs it but the movie still plays louder than ever. Dawn's expression changes from frustration to fear.

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EXT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- NIGHT

Buffy's fight with the fledgling vampire rages on. They seem almost evenly matched. Webster seizes the advantage and pushes Buffy backward against a headstone, seizing her by the throat. He's about the make the kill when he stops and looks at her curiously.

HOLDEN

Buffy? (laughs) Buffy Summers?

BUFFY

Have we...?

HOLDEN

Webs? Holden Webster. We went to school together. European History. I let you crib off my Vaclav Havel essay that time. You really don't remember me?

BUFFY

Sure. Sure!
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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

Dawn is terrified. The salsa music blasts from the kitchen radio. The television won't shut off and blares the old horror movie. Dawn finally has had enough. She takes Buffy's battle-axe and smashes the TV to pieces. She does the same with the stereo system. Only the kitchen radio is left.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- KITCHEN-- NIGHT

Dawn cautiously approaches the radio and raises the battle-axe over her head. Before she can strike, the microwave suddenly pops on as well.

DAWN

Oh, god. Oh, god...

She smashes the microwave, causing a tiny explosion. Shattered glass covers the floor and cuts her bare feet. The salsa music on the radio starts to fade and a faint voice sounds over the static.

JOYCE

(o.s.)
Dawn?

DAWN

Mom?
FADE OUT

Act II

EXT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- NIGHT

The fledgling vampire and Buffy are having a pleasant conversation, catching up on old times.

HOLDEN

Okay, junior year, spring production of Pippin, I did the lighting design.

BUFFY

I didn't see it.

HOLDEN

But you helped me move the lighting board and I dropped it on your foot.

BUFFY

Right, foot. Yes, of course. History class. It's all coming back. Sorry.

HOLDEN

Well, you know, it's not like I was a big part of your life or anything.

BUFFY

No, I just-- I didn't recognize you. You know, your face all demon and I think you've filled out a lot.

HOLDEN

Oh, yeah. Well, I got into to Tae Kwon Do in a big way at Dartmouth so...

BUFFY

That's great.

HOLDEN

Yeah.

BUFFY

So what have you been up to?

HOLDEN

Well, apparently dying.

They share a laugh.

HOLDEN

No, but other stuff. You know, majoring in Psych. Really liking that. Took a year off to do an internship at the Sunnydale Mental Hospital.

BUFFY

Wow. That's gotta be a... popular joint.

HOLDEN

I keep telling them we ought to get a velvet rope and a bouncer. Hey, you remember Jason Wheeler, you know, Crazy J?

BUFFY

Oh, yeah.

HOLDEN

He always had that shtick of "Yeah, I'm crazy, I'm crazy."

BUFFY

How is he?

HOLDEN

Crazy. He's been in the chronic ward since graduation. (laughs, beat) Not really that funny, I guess.

BUFFY

Ironic, sorta.

Holden's face shifts back to human.

HOLDEN

Yeah. Whoa. Did my face just change?

BUFFY

Yeah. You look human now. You can do that. Go back and forth.

HOLDEN

Oh, so I'm a vampire. How weird is that?

BUFFY

Sorry.

HOLDEN

No, no. Feels great. Strong. Like I'm connected to a powerful all- consuming evil that's going to suck the world into a fiery oblivion. How about you?

BUFFY

Not so much connected.

HOLDEN

No, no. I mean, with the stake and the cross-- you do this kind of thing a lot?

BUFFY

I'm the Slayer. It's sort of a thing.

HOLDEN

So what? You like fight vampires professionally? Or--

BUFFY

Oh, I don't get paid. It's more like a calling. Since even in school.

HOLDEN

I heard a lot of rumors about you back then. You were all mysterious.

BUFFY

I was?

HOLDEN

Well, you were never around. A lot of kids thought you were dating some really old guy or that you were just heavy religious. Scott Hope said you were gay.

BUFFY

(outraged)
What? I dated that ringworm.

HOLDEN

He says that about every girl he breaks up with. And then last year, big surprise, he comes out.

BUFFY

Men. Do I know how to pick 'em.

HOLDEN

So all that time you were a Slayer?

BUFFY

The.

HOLDEN

The? Like as in "the only one"?

BUFFY

Pretty much.

HOLDEN

Oh. So when you said "not connected", that was kind of a telling statement, wasn't it?

BUFFY

Ah, Psych 101 alert.

HOLDEN

Well, I'm just saying.

BUFFY

Yeah, what I really need is emotional therapy from the evil dead.

HOLDEN

Hey, it was your phrase.

BUFFY

I'm connected. I'm connected to a lot of people, okay?

HOLDEN

No, no. I hear ya.

BUFFY

I really am.
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Buffy's cell phone rings unnoticed where she dropped it behind a nearby tombstone.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

Dawn is on the phone, frantic, sitting on the coffee table bandaging her feet.

DAWN

Buffy, come on, pick up. I don't know what to do!

She hangs up the phone and picks up the kitchen radio. She shakes it. Reveal JOYCE lying dead on the couch behind Dawn.

DAWN

Do it again! I heard you.

Dawn stops and slowly turns around but the couch is empty. The lights shut off and come back on a moment later. All the dining room chairs are now upside down on the table. The weapons chest is overturned and the contents spilled out onto the floor. She looks around, terrified, and to find a message written on the wall in blood:

Mother's Milk is RED Today

A bloody handprint streaks the wall below it. The lights dim again and when they come back on, the words are gone and the chest and furniture are back to normal again. Dawn shiver as a loud knocking sound reverberates through the house.

DAWN

Why are you doing this?

Knock.

DAWN

Why are you-- I don't understand. Stop. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

The knocking stops.

DAWN

Hello?

Knock.

DAWN

(to herself)
Once for yes... (louder) Once for yes, twice for no. Mom?

Knock.

DAWN

Mom, it's you?

Knock.

DAWN

Are you okay?

Knock. Knock.

DAWN

You're not. Mom... mommy... are you alone?

Knock. Knock.

The house shakes violently, like an earthquake. A strobe light flashes in Dawn's face and she screams. Lamps, pictures, vases, fall to floor and shatter.

DAWN

Why are you doing this?
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INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- LIBRARY-- NIGHT

Jonathan, dressed entirely in black, descends from a rope through the skylight in the library. He unhooks himself and looks around.

ANDREW

(o.s.)
Aaghh!

Andrew, also clad in black, falls through the skylight and lands flat on his face.

JONATHAN

Get up, you wuss.

ANDREW

I have shin splints. Ow.
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INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- CORRIDOR-- NIGHT

Jonathan and Andrew make their way down the hallway, following Andrew's map of the school.

JONATHAN

Maybe we should turn on a light.

ANDREW

No, they'll see it from outside.

JONATHAN

Right.

The sound of glass breaking comes from down the hall.

JONATHAN

Maybe we should go get Buffy.

ANDREW

No way.

JONATHAN

We should just tell her what we know about this evil Danthazar.

ANDREW

Think, McFly. Why would she believe us without any proof? We go to her empty-handed and we'll be cooling our heels in the clink in a Bell's microsecond.

JONATHAN

I ain't going back to the big house. That place changes a man.

ANDREW

That's why we need proof. Think of it as... as trial by fire. A quest.

JONATHAN

Una questa.

ANDREW

We find it. We alert the Slayer. We help her destroy it. We save Sunnydale. Then we join her gang and possibly hang out at her house.

JONATHAN

Right. Okay. What do we do?

ANDREW

I think we should find the principal's office and work our way down from there.

JONATHAN

Okay, you go check down the hallway and I'll go over there.

ANDREW

Check communications?

They both take out walkie-talkie radios.

JONATHAN

(into radio)
Check. Check.

ANDREW

(into radio)
Check. Check.

JONATHAN

Check.

ANDREW

Check. Check.

JONATHAN

Check. Check.

ANDREW

Check. Check. Check.

JONATHAN

Check.

They nod to each other, then head their separate ways.

JONATHAN

(into radio)
Echo 2 to Echo 1.

ANDREW

(into radio)
This is Echo 1. Go ahead.

JONATHAN

(into radio)
Do you think they'll really let us join their gang?

Andrew shrugs and Jonathan walks away. Further down the hall, WARREN MEARS steps out from behind a bank of lockers and approaches Andrew.

WARREN

Nice job.

ANDREW

There you are. I'm scared out of my frickin' gourd here.

WARREN

(laughs)
Take it easy. Take it easy.

ANDREW

Do you have any idea how hard it's been to act this cool?

WARREN

Calm down, you're doing great. All specs are within parameters.

ANDREW

You keep leaving me. I hate it when you leave me. One time you died and I ended up a Mexican.

WARREN

We've been over this. Now that death thing was all part of the master plan. Come on, "If you strike me down..."

ANDREW

"...I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine." (laughs) Of course. Do you think maybe Willow could kill me, too?

WARREN

Hey, don't worry. If Short Round pulls off his end of the bargain, we'll both become gods.

ANDREW

(re: Jonathan)
That boy is our last hope.

WARREN

No, there is another.

ANDREW

Wait, really? Who's our last hope?

WARREN

No, I was just going with it. It was a thing. He's our last hope.
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INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- LIBRARY-- NIGHT

Excited, Willow talks with Cassie about Tara.

WILLOW

Tara, is it you?

CASSIE

She's sorry she couldn't come herself.

WILLOW

Why didn't she? I don't understand... I mean, if you can manifest yourself?

CASSIE

She just can't.

WILLOW

Why not? I don't understand.

CASSIE

Because of what you did.

WILLOW

What?

CASSIE

You killed people. You can't see her. That's just how it is. I'm sorry.

WILLOW

But... but she's talking to you? And she can hear me? (tears) Tara? Tara, I miss you. I miss you so much. (to Cassie) Can she hear me? What's happening? Did she say anything? (off her look) What? Did she go away?

CASSIE

She's crying.

WILLOW

No. No, don't cry. Don't cry, sweetie. Talk to me.

CASSIE

She misses you, too. She wishes she could touch you.

WILLOW

Me, too. Oh, me, too. Oh, god, Tara, it hurts so much. Everyday it's like this giant hole and it's not getting better.

CASSIE

It will. It can.

WILLOW

How? You're gone.

CASSIE

But you're not. You're strong like an Amazon, remember?

WILLOW

I do. I remember.
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INT. THE BRONZE-- NIGHT

Still at the bar, Spike nurses his whiskey. A pretty, blonde YOUNG WOMAN sets a pack of cigarettes down in front of him.

He raises his eyebrows, then nods at the stool beside him. She sits with a flirtatious smile.

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EXT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- NIGHT

Buffy lies on her back on top of a stone sarcophagus, staring up at the night sky and talking with Holden.

HOLDEN

So you meet someone, you form a bond...

BUFFY

But it never lasts.

HOLDEN

Do you mean in all relationships or just yours?

BUFFY

My parents weren't exactly the paragon of stay-togethereyness. Maybe that's part of it. I think there're people out there who would make it. I just target the impossible ones... with deadly accuracy.

HOLDEN

You think you do that on purpose? Maybe you're trying to protect yourself?

BUFFY

Protecting myself? From heartbreak, misery, sexual violence and possible death? Not so much.

HOLDEN

From committing.

BUFFY

(sits up)

I commit. I'm committed. I'm a committee.

HOLDEN

So it's them? You're reaching out, they're just not coming through?

BUFFY

It's different. I think you're confusing me because you're evil.

HOLDEN

I just think you're in some pain here-- which I do kind of enjoy because I'm evil now-- but you should just ease up on yourself. It's not exactly like you have the patent on bad relationships.

BUFFY

Wouldn't it be cool if I did?

HOLDEN

And what? Are you supposed to be settling down already? At 21? You know, my girlfriend at college, she's so sweet. We have this great thing but that doesn't mean I'm going to go vampify her just so we can be together forever.

BUFFY

Sire.

HOLDEN

What?

BUFFY

The word-- when you turn a human into a vampire-- it's you "sire" them.

HOLDEN

Cool.

BUFFY

It's a noun, too.

HOLDEN

Oh, I have so much to learn. Come on, isn't this insane? I mean, I was afraid to talk to you in high school and now we're like mortal enemies. Hey, wouldn't it be cool if we became nemeses?

BUFFY

Is that how you say the word?

HOLDEN

We're going to have to fight to the death, aren't we?

BUFFY

It's the time-honored custom.

HOLDEN

Wow, reality just shows up sometimes, doesn't it? But, you know, I've got the bloodlust pumping and I kinda get it. I'm looking for a fight. And it's nothing personal.

BUFFY

Oh, no. I mean, you've been great.

HOLDEN

And fun catching up. I haven't really kept in contact with many of my friends from high school. Guess I'll be looking them up pretty soon.

BUFFY

Yeah.

HOLDEN

Hey, I don't mean to be Count Buttinsky here but you just don't seem as thrilled. Is it because we're going to fight?

BUFFY

It's because I'm going to win.

HOLDEN

(laughs)
Hello? Two years of Tae Kwon Do and vampire strength. I think somebody's counting their chickens.

BUFFY

You're not leaving this graveyard. Can't let ya.

HOLDEN

Do the words "superiority complex" mean anything to you?

BUFFY

You think I'm going to let you go kill a bunch of people? You know I'm sworn to--

HOLDEN

No, no. I get the battle against evil. That's not the issue.

BUFFY

There is no issue. Don't issue me.

HOLDEN

Just answer me this: whose fault was your parents' divorce?

BUFFY

Okay, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic. What do my parents have to do with--

HOLDEN

I'm just curious. Your opinion.

BUFFY

They both have a lot of--

HOLDEN

Off the top of your head.

BUFFY

My dad.

HOLDEN

Uh-huh.

BUFFY

He cheated. I think he cheated.

HOLDEN

So of all of these relationships of yours-- that you knew subconsciously were totally doomed-- whose fault is that?

BUFFY

It's incredibly different.

HOLDEN

I was just wondering, is it possible, even a little bit, that the reason you have trouble connecting to guys is because you think maybe they're not worth it? Maybe you think you're better than them.

BUFFY

(angry)
Say, there's that bloodlust I was looking for.

HOLDEN

Struck a nerve.

BUFFY

I'm going to strike a nerve cluster in a minute, you don't get off this. I don't remember you being this annoying.

HOLDEN

You don't remember me at all.

BUFFY

Yes, I do.

HOLDEN

Yeah, like after 30 minutes of reminding. And I don't take it personally because clearly you were in your own little world in high school. All Chosen. All destiny. Who could live with that for seven years and not feel superior?

BUFFY

I'm not. My god, if anything, I--

HOLDEN

What?

BUFFY

I just... (sighs) If you knew what I've done, what I've let myself become. My best friends don't even... you'd laugh if you heard some of the things I've done to them.

HOLDEN

Buffy, I'm here to kill you, not to judge you.

BUFFY

The last guy I was with, it got really... I behaved like a monster, treated him like... but at the same time, I let him completely take me over. Do things to me that... (tears) I'm sorry. Wow, I didn't mean to get all true-confessions there. I don't know what's wrong with me.

Holden casually inspects a figurine of the Virgin Mary adorning a nearby tombstone. He picks it up.

HOLDEN

There's nothing wrong with you.

And slams Buffy in the head with the statue, sending her reeling across the sarcophagus. He leaps over the tomb and lands in front of her, hauling her up and leering at her, his face vampirized once again.

HOLDEN

Everyone's got issues.
FADE OUT

Act III

EXT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- NIGHT

Buffy throws Holden off of her and attacks him.

BUFFY

You son of a bitch!

HOLDEN

What?

BUFFY

I think I'm going to kill you just a little bit more than usual.

She punches. He blocks, then kicks her.

HOLDEN

Aw, come on. I mean, we had a moment. You opened up. It was really sweet. It made me want to bite you. I'm sorry if I overstepped my bounds. I'm just new to this mortal enemy stuff. (kicks her again) Pretty fast learner, though, right?

Buffy charges him they both crash through a nearby crypt's stained-glass window.

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INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

Dawn stands in the middle of the living room, looking around warily. The power's out. Bizarre sounds come from within the house, a growling-roaring noise.

DAWN

I hear you. I hear you breathing. Are you hurting my mother? Are you keeping her from coming back to me?

A strobe-like flash lights the room. Joyce lies dead on the couch, her eyes white as cataracts. She's there one second, gone the next.

DAWN

Mom? I see you. I'm coming toward you, okay?

Another flash and Joyce is back, lying on the couch screaming; a dark shadowy figure looms over her, choking the life from her as she reaches desperately for Dawn.

DAWN

She's trying to talk to me. Get off her and let her talk to me! (to herself) The axe!

Dawn searches the floor for the battleaxe. She looks up just as the demonic beast swings the axe at her head. She screams as the blade misses her by inches.

DEMON

Get out!

The front door swings open and Dawn runs for it. Gale-force wind blows through the house. She fights her way through it and is almost out but stops in mid-stride.

DAWN

No! (shuts door) She's my mother. I'm staying.

On the couch, Joyce's eyes flash open.

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INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- BASEMENT-- NIGHT

Andrew and Jonathan make their way through the basement, searching for something.

JONATHAN

Seeing the high school again, part of me wishes I could go back.

ANDREW

Everything's shifting around. I feel like we're in Hellraiser. I hate Pinhead.

JONATHAN

Let me see that. (takes map) Did we circle all the way around? Maybe we should start over--

While Jonathan studies the map, Andrew notices Warren standing near a door.

ANDREW

There it is.

JONATHAN

Are you sure?

He shines his flashlight on the door. Warren has vanished.

ANDREW

Yeah.
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INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- BASEMENT-- NIGHT

Andrew and Jonathan enter to find an empty dirt-floored room. Jonathan looks at the map again.

JONATHAN

You know, I think you may be right. If this lines up, what we're looking for should be right under there.

Andrew grabs a pickaxe and starts digging.

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INT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- CRYPT-- NIGHT

Buffy has gained the upper hand with Holden. She pounds him to the ground and straddles his chest, pushing the point of her stake into his chest over his heart.

BUFFY

See? You're dead. That enough of a moment for you?

Holden's face goes back to normal.

HOLDEN

Okay. But are you killing me because I'm evil or because you opened up?

She sighs and stands.

BUFFY

Agghh! What is wrong with you?

He tries to get up and she kicks him in the face.

HOLDEN

(laughs)
Nothing. I've got no worries. I'm dead. The biggest thing on my mind is whether or not Tricia Waldman came to my funeral or not. Do you remember her? Oh... biteable.

BUFFY

See this is what I hate about you vampires. Sex and death and love and pain-- it's all the same damn thing to you.

HOLDEN

Well, you know it's kind of a guy thing. We talk about nailing a girl, there's all this--

BUFFY

No, it is not the same. With vampires, it is completely... believe me, I know.

HOLDEN

Oh, my god!

BUFFY

Oh, your god what?

HOLDEN

Oh, well, you know, not my god because I defy him and all of his works but-- does he exist? Is there word on that, by the way?

BUFFY

Nothing solid.

HOLDEN

Oh. I keep getting off topic because my mind is racing here. All right. I'll make a deal with you. We fight. To the death. Great. That last fight was just exhilarating and I actually had a move coming up to block that stake. But you have to answer one question and if I'm right, I get to ask anything-- no secrets, no defensiveness, anything I want to know.

BUFFY

What's your question?

HOLDEN

Your last relationship-- was it with a vampire?
CUT TO:

EXT. SUNNYDALE STREETS-- NIGHT

Spike walks hand-in-hand down the street with the young woman he met at the bar. They smile and joke with each other, hitting it off.

CUT TO:

INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- LIBRARY-- NIGHT

Willow and Cassie, talking in the library.

WILLOW

I don't know where to start. After Warren shot you-- you know all about that, what happened? It was horrible. I was horrible. I lost myself, the regular me.

CASSIE

Well, you were grieving.

WILLOW

A lot of people grieve. They don't make with the flaying. I hurt so many people.

CASSIE

It was the power.

WILLOW

I am the power. It's in me. Did I mention the random destruction of property? The Magic Box is not so much a box now...

CASSIE

The power is bigger than you are.

WILLOW

I know but--

CASSIE

Things are more clear where Tara is, where we are. We can see your path and you have to stop. You can't use magick again, not ever.

WILLOW

Black magick, of course. But Giles says it isn't as simple as quitting it all cold-turkey.

CASSIE

It's too dangerous. You can't take the chance that you'll lose control.

WILLOW

I don't want to. I can't. I never want to cause that kind of pain.

CASSIE

Of course you don't.

WILLOW

So I won't. I'm going to be okay.

CASSIE

She says...

WILLOW

What?

CASSIE

You're not going to be okay. You're going to kill everybody.
FADE OUT

Act IV

INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- BASEMENT-- NIGHT

Jonathan and Andrew dig up the dirt floor, exposing a huge pit in the center of the room.

JONATHAN

We almost got this thing uncovered.

ANDREW

Yep.

JONATHAN

I hope Buffy'll know how to destroy it. (beat) 36-19-27! That's it! That was my locker combination. God, it's been bugging me all night.

ANDREW

Dude, we spent the last few years trying to forget about high school. Why are you trying so hard to remember it?

JONATHAN

I don't know. I guess I miss it. Don't you?

ANDREW

(sarcastic)
Yeah, I really miss it.

JONATHAN

No, I'm serious. I really miss it. Time goes by and everything drops away. All the cruelty, all the pain, all that humiliation. It all washes away.

Andrew looks over Jonathan's shoulder and sees Warren standing there, staring at him.

JONATHAN

I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day. I miss the people who never knew I existed. I miss 'em all. I want to talk to them, you know. I want to find out how they're doing. I want to know what's going on in their lives.

ANDREW

You know what? They don't want to talk to you-- all those people you just mentioned. Not one of them is sitting around going, "I wonder what Jonathan's up to right now." Not one of them cares about you.

JONATHAN

Well, I still care about them. That's why I'm here.

Jonathan goes back to digging and Andrew follows suit. Pull back to reveal a 6- foot wide metal object with an inverted pentagram and a horned goat's head on the face.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

Dawn sits cross-legged on the living room floor, surrounded by burning white candles and thick books. She's reads from one of the books as the disembodied growling noise continues.

DAWN

I know you're there. I will cast you out. My mother needs to talk to me.

She sprinkles dust from a bowl on the floor in front of her. A wave of magickal energy ripples through the room and Dawn is shoved violently backward into the wall.

DAWN

I cast you from this place. It is your poison and your bane.

An invisible creature rakes its claw across her face, drawing blood.

DAWN

It is the skin that is cut from your flesh!

A strong wind springs up and snuffs all the candles as the living room window explodes inward, hurling shattered glass all over Dawn and the room.

CUT TO:

INT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- CRYPT-- NIGHT

Buffy sits on the steps inside the crypt, talking with Holden again.

BUFFY

And the joke is... he loved me. I mean, in his own sick, soulless way, he really did care for me. But I didn't want to be loved.

HOLDEN

Didn't you?

BUFFY

I have all this power. I didn't ask for it. I don't deserve it. It's like... I wanted to be punished. I wanted to hurt like I thought I deserved. I sort of think... you know, this is complicated. If you'd rather just fight...

HOLDEN

Tell me.

BUFFY

I feel like I'm worse than anyone. Honestly, I'm beneath them. My friends, my boyfriends. I feel like I'm not worthy of their love. Because even though they love me, it doesn't mean anything because their opinions don't matter. They don't know. They haven't been through what I've been through. They're not the Slayer. I am. Sometimes I feel... (sighs) this is awful. I feel like I'm better than them. Superior.

HOLDEN

Until you can't win. And I thought I was diabolical. Or at least I plan to be. You do have a superiority complex. And you've got an inferiority complex about it. (laughs) Kudos.

BUFFY

It doesn't make any sense.

HOLDEN

Oh, it makes every kind of sense. And it all adds up to you feeling alone. But Buffy, everybody feels alone. Everybody is, until you die. Speaking of... you ready for our little death match?

BUFFY

I suppose. Thanks for listening.

HOLDEN

You know, there's some things you can only tell a stranger.

BUFFY

You're not a stranger. That stuff with Spike is pretty--

HOLDEN

Hold it.

BUFFY

What?

HOLDEN

Did you say Spike?
CUT TO:

EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING-- NIGHT

Spike walks the young woman to her door. She heads up the stairs and gestures for him to follow. He hesitates and stays where he is so she comes back down and presses up against him seductively.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

The lights are out. The windows are shattered. Paper blows through the house. The Summers home is a wrecked disaster. Dawn stands amid the debris and bravely continues with her spell.

DAWN

I cast you out with every prayer from every god that walked the Earth and crawled beneath.

An invisible force hurls her across the room. She stand back up, her mouth bloody.

DAWN

I cast you out with the strength of those who love me. I cast your out with the strength I have inside me! I cast you out into the void.

She throws her spell bowl across the room.

DAWN

That's right! Die, you bastard!

The noise and wind abruptly stop. Blood spatters across the walls, then fades and disappears. Dawn sighs with relief and collapses to the floor just as a golden light fills the room. She looks up to find Joyce standing before of her, beautiful and

radiant in a long white gown. Stunned, Dawn pushes herself up to a sitting position.

DAWN

Mom?
CUT TO:

INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- LIBRARY-- NIGHT

Willow is panicked over Cassie's revelation.

WILLOW

I'm going to what?

CASSIE

That's why I came. We needed to warn you.

WILLOW

You saw my path? What do you know? What did you see?

CASSIE

You don't want to know what we saw.

WILLOW

Oh, god!

CASSIE

But if you stop completely, no more magick...

WILLOW

Right, right. Stop. What about Giles? He made it seem like it was just as dangerous for me to quit completely, like I'll go off the deep end again.

CASSIE

You can't. If you do so much as another spell...

WILLOW

I tried to stop. I tried. What if I can't do this?

CASSIE

Don't think that way.

WILLOW

Well, how can I not? You're telling me I'm going to murder all my friends. I'm not strong. I'm not an Amazon. I'm just me.

CASSIE

Well, there is one thing. One thing you could do to stop it.

WILLOW

What? Anything.

CASSIE

And you could see her. You wouldn't have to talk through me.

WILLOW

Tara?

CASSIE

That's what you want, isn't it?

WILLOW

Of course.

CASSIE

So go. Be with her. Everybody will be safe and you'll be together again. It's not that bad. Really. It's just like going to sleep.

Willow looks at her in shock, stunned that Cassie would suggest she commit suicide. Then her eyes narrow suspiciously.

WILLOW

Who are you?
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INT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- CRYPT-- NIGHT

Buffy looks at Holden, surprised.

BUFFY

What do you mean? How do you know Spike?

HOLDEN

What do you mean how? He was the guy that... oh, what's the word?

BUFFY

Sired.

HOLDEN

Yeah, he was the guy that sired me.
CUT TO:

EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING-- NIGHT

Holding the young woman in an embrace, Spike's face changes, his fangs descend, and he buries them in her neck. He drinks deeply. She doesn't struggle and dies without so much as a whimper.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

Joyce stands before Dawn, a heavenly and ethereal light glowing behind her.

JOYCE

Things are coming, Dawn. Listen, things are on their way. I love you and I love Buffy but she won't be there for you.

DAWN

What? Why are you...?

JOYCE

When it's bad, Buffy won't choose you. She'll be against you.

Joyce begins to fade.

DAWN

No! No, don't go! Please, don't go!

Joyce fades away completely and the light fades, leaving Dawn in darkness, sobbing.

CUT TO:

INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- BASEMENT-- NIGHT

Jonathan packs up his things, preparing to go find Buffy. Andrew approaches and puts his hand on Jonathan's shoulder. Jonathan looks up at Andrew and for the first time sees Warren standing behind him. Jonathan's eyes widen as Andrew stabs him in the belly with a large ceremonial dagger. Jonathan stares at Andrew and Warren in pain and confusion.

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INT. UC SUNNYDALE-- LIBRARY-- NIGHT

Willow stands, staring at Cassie with suspicion. Cassie is smug and flippant now, no longer the sweet, caring girl she was before.

CASSIE

Suicide thing was too far, huh? Hmm. You seemed so ripe.

WILLOW

Tell me who you are.

CASSIE

I stand by my opinion. The world would be a better place if you took a razorblade to your wrist--

WILLOW

Stop.

CASSIE

I can see it now. Candlelight, the Indigo Girls playing, picture of your dead girlfriend on your bloody lap.

WILLOW

Stop it!

CASSIE

(mocking)
"Oh, baby, you left such a big hole. It hurt so bad." (cold) You don't know hurt. This last year's going to seem like cake after what I put you and your friends through and I am not a fan of easy death. Fact is, the whole good-versus-evil, balancing the scales thing-- I'm over it. I'm done with the mortal coil. But believe me, I'm going for a big finish.

WILLOW

From beneath you, it devours.

CASSIE

Oh, not it. Me.

Cassie grins wickedly, then the skin of her face and head peels back, her jaws yawn open impossibly wide and her whole body turns itself inside out before disappearing completely, leaving Willow alone in the empty library.

CUT TO:

INT. SUMMERS HOME-- LIVING ROOM-- NIGHT

Dawn sits on the living room floor, staring off into space, still in shock over what happened to her. Angie Hart's song plays again in voiceover through final scene.

CUT TO:

INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH-- BASEMENT-- NIGHT

Jonathan collapses onto the metal seal in the pit, his body splayed across the pentagram and his blood spreading beneath him in dark red pool. As his blood fills the grooves in the seal, the object starts to glow and pulse.

CUT TO:

EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING-- NIGHT

Spike drops the dead young woman to the ground and licks her dripping blood from his fangs.

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INT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY-- CRYPT-- NIGHT

Buffy, stake in hand, watches blankly as Holden turns to dust in front of her.

ANGIE HART

(sings; v.o.)
Can I make it right? Can I spend the night? Alone.
FADE TO BLACK
END

ANGIE HART

(v.o.; over Prologue and Scenes 35 thru 38) Night falls. I fall. And where were you? And where were you? Warm skin, wolf grin, And where were you?

I fell into the moon And it covered you in blue. I fell into the moon. Can I make it right? Can I spend the night?

High tide inside. The air is dew And where were you? While I died and where were you?

I crawled out of the world And you said I shouldn't stay. I crawled out of the world. Can I make it right? Can I spend the night?

Alone.